Gahhh! Why do I do this to myself?

Mr N8

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I get a call from my boss that there is a rep from so-and-so company here, and she wonders if I'd like to sit in on the meeting. I told her that I am waiting for a call from our software vendor, concerning loading their software on a new server. Yes, I actually am doing that. Anyway, I walk by her office to get into the server room, fully expecting to see a guy in his mid-50's trying to sell another product. No, that is not what I see. She's in her mid to late 20's, she's blonde, and she's very hot.


<------ bangs head on wall. :confused:
 

MichaelD

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And she's also there on business, to make money, and unless she sells something to your boss, she doesn't make a dime. She'd tell you to take your hormones outside and beat them with a shovel. :D

Down boy! Down! :D
 

conjur

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<--- just went to a sexual harrassment training session.



Shelve that testosterone! :p
 

Mr N8

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I wouldn't act on it....it just would have been nice to sit in on that meeting. :D


I've been in the field long enough to know what is appropriate, and what is not. Hmmmm...maybe its better that I wasn't there.
 

dpm

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Originally posted by: conjur
<--- just went to a sexual harrassment training session. Shelve that testosterone! :p

they're training you to sexually harrass people ?

;)
 

DurocShark

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Originally posted by: dpm
Originally posted by: conjur
<--- just went to a sexual harrassment training session. Shelve that testosterone! :p

they're training you to sexually harrass people ?

;)

Heck, if I'd known in school that looking at a girl's butt every time she walked by would get me sued, I'd have to wear a sleeping mask all day. LoL
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: dpm
Originally posted by: conjur
<--- just went to a sexual harrassment training session. Shelve that testosterone! :p

they're training you to sexually harrass people ?

;)

Heck, if I'd known in school that looking at a girl's butt every time she walked by would get me sued, I'd have to wear a sleeping mask all day. LoL

Heh, I'm normally ultra-professional in the workplace. But when some hairy lesbian gets all worked up about what she perceived to be a "sexist comment" I say:

Relax baby doll, I've been to the sexual harassment training. I won't offend you, baby.

Their heads always explode. It's amusing to watch. :D
 

TMPadmin

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Too bad you didn't go to that meeting. Almost all doors have locks and you know they all want it! BLOND ha! Like she would have anything intelligent to say. hehe
 

illusion88

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Originally posted by: TMPadmin
Too bad you didn't go to that meeting. Almost all doors have locks and you know they all want it! BLOND ha! Like she would have anything intelligent to say. hehe

yeah, women don't really know anything. They are just really good actors.

Sarcasim. Kinfe. Cut.
 

freakflag

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Wait....the rep is a hot blond and your boss is female as well?

Ohhhh...the possibilities are endless.

Get in there and make us proud!!!!!!

EDIT: You have an opportunity to be the hero of every guy in ATOT...don't blow it by being a pansy.
 

Mr N8

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Originally posted by: freakflag
Wait....the rep is a hot blond and your boss is female as well?

Ohhhh...the possibilities are endless.

Get in there and make us proud!!!!!!

I'm going to puke. If my boss were involved....*shudder* (early 60's, overweight, always strung out on caffeine)
 

freakflag

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Originally posted by: MogulMonster
Originally posted by: freakflag
Wait....the rep is a hot blond and your boss is female as well?

Ohhhh...the possibilities are endless.

Get in there and make us proud!!!!!!

I'm going to puke. If my boss were involved....*shudder* (early 60's, overweight, always strung out on caffeine)



An old friend of mine has a credo:

No pride...no shame.


Take one for the team!