Gah...

[Gurck]

So I'm cruising along with my partner in our standard issue Caprice when we get a call from dispatch, apparently Cletus Jethro Jenkins got into some moonshine again and made off with some poor sob's trailer. That guy's a nut when he drinks, just last month he made off with a Ma Bell van loaded up with $30g worth of gear and the drunken fool then traded it for a bottle of moonshine, some beef jerky, a "Dorf Goes Fishing" tape, and a half pack of Marlboros :disgust: My partner and I pulled up in front of the place he's staying and sure enough, there was the trailer - and here's the kicker - it's hooked up to the department's other caprice - the one he stole last week! So we're making our report when the biggest woman I ever saw yells "HEY, WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING??". She was sitting out on the porch with a trampy lookin girl and a nerdy lookin boy, but they looked like midgets next to her, she couldn't have been a hair under 1200 pounds. Lucky for us, she can't get up, much less chase us down, but not wanting to make the PD look bad, we took off before they could see us laughing (I hope). We're headed back tonight to take the Caprice back, take the trailer into custody, and give that nerdy looking boy a bodily cavity search or three (sometimes the first few don't turn up anything, but no sense in giving up).

 

[newnameman]

0/10

 

[KLin]

-5/10.

 

[Eli]

:Q

 

[boyRacer]

USA! USA! USA!

 

[Kalvin00]

Another lame, predicatable parody... :roll:

 

[Squisher]

someonestopthemadness

Liked the part about, "drunken fool then traded it for a bottle of moonshine, some beef jerky, a "Dorf Goes Fishing" tape, and a half pack of Marlboros."

But, thought you should have woven something about an incestuous relationship in there.