Gah, someone kill me...

[JulesMaximus]

We have 11 boys over for my son's birthday. It's a freaking mad house here.

 

[shortylickens]

Am sure about 50 people here would gladly volunteer their services.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Am sure about 50 people here would gladly volunteer their services.

How about you? Have I done anything to piss you off lately?

 

[sandorski]

When you hear the knock at the door, be sure to be the one answering it.

 

[RU482]

oh man, that many kids at that age is loud and obnoxious. My daughter had 9 friends over at her 10th birthday. My sons and I packed up and stayed in a hotel that night

 

[JulesMaximus]

I just put the 3 Stooges in so they're all pretty quiet now thankfully.

 

[WT]

Could be worse ... it could be 11 girls.

 

[PottedMeat]

would you try something? - leave the house for an hour then come back.

 

[waggy]

Gah, someone kill me....

put on a hoodie and go bug spidy. he is just itching to shoot someone!

 

[JulesMaximus]

put on a hoodie and go bug spidy. he is just itching to shoot someone!

I'm sure he is. Just wait until Obama gets re-elected.

 

[waggy]

Could be worse ... it could be 11 girls.

shit. i did that once. never ever fucking again.

 

[Baked]

oh man, that many kids at that age is loud and obnoxious. My daughter had 9 friends over at her 10th birthday. My sons and I packed up and stayed in a hotel that night

To avoid any chance of Chris Hansen paying you a surprise visit?

 

[Darwin333]

Am sure about 50 people here would gladly volunteer their services.

What kind of dumbass would do that? Just try to persuade him into giving the boys heavy blunt objects.

 

[drum]

Looks like a nice place.
I'm sure your wife would rather have your help than recruiting ATOT or not helping by posting on atot

 

[SwiftWind]

The kid with the cat is plotting something....

 

[Lummex]

Just went to my 4 yr old cousin's birthday. They were all blowing those horn things. can't remember what they're called. It was hell

 

[Fritzo]

Haha...been there many times. Know what's worse? 11 girls. All you hear all night long is screeching, screaming, and giggling.

 

[IronWing]

Hand out black pepper packets and let the fun begin.

 

[MichaelD]

We have 11 boys over for my son's birthday. It's a freaking mad house here.

Ah my friend, you just need some entertainment to repay you for hosting said awesome kids' bday party. Have some fun! Cue up Anthrax's "Madhouse" at TOP VOLUME. Watch those boys bloody each other silly. As a moshpit veteran from the 1980's and 90's, I can say with authority that no heterosexual male can resist the free-floating anger that wafts thru the air when Anthrax is played good and loud.

 

[BladeVenom]

Have them all bring a computer over, and have a LAN party.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Wow and I think it's bad when my 3 nephews are over.

 

[tcG]

Hand out black pepper packets and let the fun begin.

Lmfao. Brought up a picture in my head of a bunch of kids sneezing and wheezing in a room. A total disaster.

 

[HURRIC4NE]

Could be worse ... it could be 11 girls.

wth are you talking about? hes gonna have the time of his life! not only that, having interactions with girls tend to make people sociable, giving them a boost of charisma.... trust me, all boys know about this.

Have them all bring a computer over, and have a LAN party.

hells yeah! play some COUNTER STRIKE in the house! or some minecraft just incase you are PG oriented....

 

[KaOTiK]

I'm sure he is. Just wait until Obama gets re-elected.

I wouldn't trust that kid with the cat if I was you.

 

[Aikouka]

Just went to my 4 yr old cousin's birthday. They were all blowing those horn things. can't remember what they're called. It was hell

A vuvuzela? Is it normal for a four-year-old to moonlight as a footbol hooligan?

I wouldn't trust that kid with the cat if I was you.

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The kid with the cat is plotting something....

That was also my first thought when I saw that photo.

"My preeeecious!"