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Gag Gift Ideas

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Spooner

Lifer
we're doing a secret santa this year (like we do every year) and i need some help on what i should get

keep in mind that it's just a group of friends and we're usually pretty over the top with gifts. (and nobody gets offended easily)

stats:
- 26 year old female
- is a cheerleader on weekends
- has fake breasts (and love to talk about them!)
- perpetually single
- definitely not offended by anything

Spending about $25. What are your thoughts?
 
I would go to an adult store like Lovers Lane or something and look at the gifts they have... THere are SO many.
One of my fave gifts i got were boob gummies (gummie bears in shapes of breasts) and some other unmentionable stuff in that area as well... that was quite a few years ago, but they were passed around a lot!
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
I would go to an adult store like Lovers Lane or something and look at the gifts they have...
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yeah, i was probably going to do that as a last resort. wasn't sure if there were any cool items online that struck my eye or if you guys knew about
 
Originally posted by: Spooner
we're doing a secret santa this year (like we do every year) and i need some help on what i should get

keep in mind that it's just a group of friends and we're usually pretty over the top with gifts. (and nobody gets offended easily)

stats:
- 26 year old female
- is a cheerleader on weekends
- has fake breasts (and love to talk about them!)
- perpetually single
- definitely not offended by anything

Spending about $25. What are your thoughts?
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Post pics of her and we can all order coffee cups with her pictures of her from cafepress.com.

:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Spooner
pics are not important! try not to lose focus, people
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this from a lifer?

/me slaps Spooner
/me thinks for a second and then slaps Spooner again

Snap outta it!



IMHO - what better gag gift than a ball gag.
 
Originally posted by: Spooner
we're doing a secret santa this year (like we do every year) and i need some help on what i should get

keep in mind that it's just a group of friends and we're usually pretty over the top with gifts. (and nobody gets offended easily)

stats:
- 26 year old female
- is a cheerleader on weekends
- has fake breasts (and love to talk about them!)
- perpetually single
- definitely not offended by anything

Spending about $25. What are your thoughts?
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pink dildo ftw!

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Spooner
we're doing a secret santa this year (like we do every year) and i need some help on what i should get

keep in mind that it's just a group of friends and we're usually pretty over the top with gifts. (and nobody gets offended easily)

stats:
- 26 year old female
- is a cheerleader on weekends
- has fake breasts (and love to talk about them!)
- perpetually single
- definitely not offended by anything

Spending about $25. What are your thoughts?
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pink dildo ftw!
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1 - set of scented candles
1 - Barry Manilow CD
1 - Vibrator NSFW

Be prepaired not to see her for a week.

 
Take a dump in a box and pocket the cash... hey, your poo is worth SOMETHING, right? Or you could use the cash to line the box before you do it... you just gave someone $25 cash... aren't you a nice guy?

Okay okay, I kid.

Get a Mrs. Potato head and buy an extra set of parts. Take all the pairs of eyes from the extra set and modify them to look like fake potato breasts and drill an extra hole just below the mouth hole so they have a place to go.
 
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