G.W. sees ghosts

Wingznut

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George W. Bush was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened.
On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington?s ghost. Bush asked the ghost, ?President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help the country??

?Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,? advised Washington.

With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still couldn?t sleep well, and then, later on that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. ?Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?? Bush asked.

?Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government,? Jefferson answered.

Bush still couldn?t sleep well, so much later, on the same night he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows.

It was Abraham Lincoln?s ghost.

?Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?,? Bush asked.

Lincoln replied, ?Go see a play.?
 

Wingznut

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"sore losers are we?"

Holy crap! :| Lighten up.

Can't a joke, just be a joke?!? What a friggin' hypocrite. I guarantee you that if it was a joke about democrats, you'd think it was funny. Had Al Gore been elected, the same joke would apply.
 

ForeverSilky

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You must be talking about when you look in your mirror. These are just jokes people.
 

hpkeeper

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you are right... had it been gore it would have been funny, but that's just because I think he's a loser, which he presently is.