G.I. Joke

[Ausm]

A deserter GI was running down a road escaping from two MPs. He came to a
fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please

Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain why later."

The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two MPs came running
along and asked her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way".

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said. "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to
Iraq." The nun said she understood.

The GI said, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have
the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,you would have seen
the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either!

Cheers
:beer:

Ausm

 

[waggy]

heh.

 

[Quixfire]

It's ok, if you were in grade school.

 

[amcdonald]

you said balls.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Quixfire
It's ok, if you were in grade school.

Hey I try to keep it clean here 😉

Ausm

 

[PanzerIV]

Hehe. Probably a newer variation of an old joke but I've never heard it before anyway.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

lol. good one

 

[ReiAyanami]

there's a bush joke in there somewhere

 

[ghostman]

Did you just rip that off FHM? If not...damn, you could have gotten $50 for submitting it to them.

 

[Papagayo]

Good one

 

[ThaPerculator]

Is that where the "Kung-Fu Grip" comes into play??