Damn you Microsoft!
I spent hours + hours recently gathering all the updates for Win98SE, MSIE, Outlook Express, and WMP - all 26 of them pertinent to my configuration - and making an index of which files are which along with a description/title of the update. I just burned them all to a 'Windows Updates' CD, now I gotta do another! :disgust:
Here's a classic from Satire Wire:
<a target=new class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml">SURPRISE SETTLEMENT EVENLY SPLITS MICROSOFT:
ONE FIRM TO MAKE SOFTWARE, OTHER TO MAKE PATCHES
Decision Keeps Redmond from Monopolizing Massive Microsoft Patch Industry</a>