FYI: It's "If there's grass on the field, it's fair play"

[Martin]

that is all.

 

[ggavinmoss]

Wait, it's not "If there's a fair on the field, put grass on your balls" !?!

-geoff

 

[Koenigsegg]

If there's no grass, play in the dirt.

 

[RichUK]

lets build sand castles instead

 

[SVT Cobra]

or you could learn to tell the difference between a 16 yr old and a 35 yr old...fricken dating n00bs

 

[DaTT]

Where's Zim when you need beer.