Fvcking Stupid B@stard!

[fatalbert]

:|

Some jackass poured white powder on the floor of the hallway outside my dorm room and wrote a note saying it was Anthrax.

Now the police, firefighters, and others have come and used over $1,000,000 to do field tests to determine that it wasn't Anthrax. However, they still need to do other testing to confirm the field test it is only 50% accurate. If they catch this prick he/she gets 20 years in jail. The authorities are going to interrogate everyone and are taking fingerprints to determine the culprit. This sucks. :|:|:|

 

[MaxDSP]

damn idiots


BTW, is your name Fat Albert or Fatal Bert?

 

[Static911]

I'm laughing @ the person who thought THAT was funny...well, the joke will be on them.

Man, 20 years...sheesh, sounds kinda long

static911

 

[fatalbert]

fat albert.

I am not a sick and twisted individual

 

[fatalbert]

I don't think that 20 years is long.

I have to meet with a professor tomorrow at 8 am and they are keeping me up

 

[Static911]

But I like the fingerprint part

Man, its going to be nerve racking for the person who did it


static911

 

[fatalbert]

good it should be

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

sh!thead deserves it.



<< BTW, is your name Fat Albert or Fatal Bert? >>

lol i was thinking the same thing

 

[Vadatajs]

LoL at the moron who thought this was funny.


I think this scare is getting way out of hand. Last week at EMU's business school there was a strange white powder in the air. Guess what it was...chalk dust. A teacher had banged two erasers together to clean them. When it get's like that it's just completely insane. There haven't even been any cases in Michigan, and why would they strike the business school of a relatively unimportant university?

 

[Kenny0829]

If it turns out to be a dude that did this, I HOPE they CASTRATE him , so he dosn't produce any children with his mentality,

ALSO his (or) her Parents should be made to FOOT the BILL

 

[Static911]

more like his parents going to disown him, before they are legally binded to foot the bill



static911

 

[fatalbert]

I am no longer pissed, the person who wrote the note came forward and we found out that she wrote the note in a scared way, not as a threat, and that someone early in the day spilled laundry detergent. The person who wrote it heard people making verbal jokes and she got scared. oh well. at least they know the truth and don't have to keep dealing with this.

 

[Cattlegod]

laff.

 

[lepper boy]

if someone is that dumb to do that, they need to be locked so they can get a good quality free education.....

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

LOL @ the "fatal bert" spelling, that one never entered my mind.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

So someone accidentally spilled some laundry detergent and a girl walked by and thought it COULD be anthrax so she wrote a note to warn ppl w/ no intentions of having it a joke right?

 

[Kenny0829]

Glad to hear that this is comming to a rapid ending and you can get some sleep!

" Fatal bert "

must admit hadn't thought of it that way! LOL

 

[fatalbert]

actually I decided to stay up all night on anandtech

 

[Jfur]

<< So someone accidentally spilled some laundry detergent and a girl walked by and thought it COULD be anthrax so she wrote a note to warn ppl w/ no intentions of having it a joke right? >>



I find that hard to believe. Someone is doing some a$$ covering.

 

[fatalbert]

no she isn't. I know the girl, she is actually quite nice and innocent. She isn't covering up.

 

[dc]

yeah, the dude got a friend to cover for him.

edit: well if you know her, and she's not that type... ok

 

[DannyLove]

i bet you that guy/girl is sh\ting bricks all over the damn place, i doubt it'll be hard to find him/her, just look for all the bricks, it'll lead to his/her place.

danny~!

 

[Androck99]

Heh, same deal here...I should read the whole thing before I post...

 

[fatalbert]

uh Danny, you need to read the whole thread next time. The person came forward.

 

[SinNisTeR]

<nelson>

HA HA @ fat albert / fatal bert

HA HA @ guy thats going to get busted for being idiot

</nelson>