FVCKING ANNOYING ROOMATES COUGH! I FVCKING HATE IT

[BullyCanadian]

He has had this FVCKING ANNOYING AS HELL Cough since yesterday ITS GIVEN BE A BAD HEADACHE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AAHHHHHHHHHHH

I told him to go do something for it he says he cant, WTF?!?!?!

THE DAMN FVCKER IS CHEAP AND WON'T TAKE A COUGH DROP!!!! I HATE HIM

 

[chuckywang]

homicide?

 

[SaberDicer]

Buy him a cough drop or something, it's your problem that his cough bothers you.

 

[shuan24]

is it like, *cough* *cough* or *cough* *cough* *cough*? cuz the second one is clearly more annoying.

 

[BullyCanadian]

Originally posted by: SaberDicer
Buy him a cough drop or something, it's your problem that his cough bothers you.

Why should I buy that cheap ass anything? damn kid doesnt pay for anything, he always mooches off of other people

 

[Baked]

Poison the annoying mofo.

 

[ThePresence]

You can always burn down the building.

 

[dquan97]

take his stapler

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian

Originally posted by: SaberDicer
Buy him a cough drop or something, it's your problem that his cough bothers you.

Why should I buy that cheap ass anything? damn kid doesnt pay for anything, he always mooches off of other people

So he'll quit coughing and annoying you, duh. A bag of Halls is like a dollar.

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

Hey, at least it's not Country Music + singing the lyrics at the same time like my roommate.

 

[BullyCanadian]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian

Originally posted by: SaberDicer
Buy him a cough drop or something, it's your problem that his cough bothers you.

Why should I buy that cheap ass anything? damn kid doesnt pay for anything, he always mooches off of other people

So he'll quit coughing and annoying you, duh. A bag of Halls is like a dollar.

I know its only a dollar, but thats not the moral, hes mooched off me enough, when April comes along IM GONNA BE REALLY HAPPY

 

[xXped0thugXx]

kill him, he wont be coughing anymore

 

[SaberDicer]

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Hey, at least it's not Country Music + singing the lyrics at the same time like my roommate.

Yea that one will cost you a bit more than a bag of halls, last time I checked you couln't get a handgun for 97c.

 

[vi edit]

put strychnine in his guacamole

 

[TheNinja]

oh man, this thread is RIPE for a parody. But alas, everytime I start a parody thread I get a week vacation for some crazy reason, so it better be a dang good one to make it worth it.....and I'm sorry but this does not qualify.

 

[Baked]

YOu should totally use the entire roll of duct tape to tape up his mouth and head, then throw him in the closet.

 

[JonnyStarks]

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Hey, at least it's not Country Music + singing the lyrics at the same time like my roommate.

Or Japanese pop music + singing from the guy next to me

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian

Originally posted by: SaberDicer
Buy him a cough drop or something, it's your problem that his cough bothers you.

Why should I buy that cheap ass anything? damn kid doesnt pay for anything, he always mooches off of other people

So he'll quit coughing and annoying you, duh. A bag of Halls is like a dollar.

I know its only a dollar, but thats not the moral, hes mooched off me enough, when April comes along IM GONNA BE REALLY HAPPY

I'm just saying, if that tiny amount of money will get you to quit b!tching, maybe it's worth it. Maybe you could make him do something to earn them.

 

[BullyCanadian]

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks

Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Hey, at least it's not Country Music + singing the lyrics at the same time like my roommate.

Or Japanese pop music + singing from the guy next to me

Well this guy listens to non-stop japanese music too (not even asian though) but I told him to turn that sh*t down and put on headphones

 

[shilala]

Get a brace with a 7/8" bit and drill a hole in his neck.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Oh man. A cheapskate with an annoying cough listening to even more annoying music and singing to it.
It's official. FINISH HIM!!!!!!

edit: try this:

Drug him up with some serious pain killers that makes him drowsy as hell. When he finally collapses, drill a hole into the side of his skull. Boil some water in a pot and then pour it in the hole in his head. Watch him dance retardedly!

 

[rh71]

why do you have a roommate ?

 

[BullyCanadian]

Originally posted by: rh71
why do you have a roommate ?

Living in dorm
Edit - also snowing like a bitch right now, otherwise I would be out

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: dquan97
take his stapler

 

[Darthvoy]

Punch him really hard in the adams apple...that should pemanently take care of his cough problem