FVCK! Went out in D.C., brought a drunk chick home, and she barfed on cousin's couch!

[UNCjigga]

Tried callin' her a cab but she won't budge, she's now sleeping on the sofa at my cousin's place that *I* was supposed to be sleeping on. FVCK my cousin's gonna be so mad...he gave me a key so I could go out and come in as I please, and I took advantage of this to bring a girl up and now he's gonna wake up and fine a girl on the couch and barf all over!!!

barf 1 (bad pics, from my phone, sorry)
barf 2 (more barf)
barfer (that's her with folded arms, and trash bin for more barf just in case!)

WHAT THE FVCK DO I DO MAN?? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME (SHOULD I LOOK IN PURSE, CALL HER HOME IN CASE SHE HAS ROOMMATES THAT CAN COME GET HER???)

 

[bradruth]

Did you *really* just post low-res pics of barf? 😕

 

[zixxer]

call a decent carpet cleaner.. . most would charge $100 to clean the couch. well worth not having a pissed off roomie imo

 

[randomlinh]

heh, good job 😛 I say wake her ass up and tell her to clean it or leave

 

[Heisenberg]

You know, I just don't have a lot of sympathy for you. You kind of brought this on yourself.

 

[Iron Woode]

OMGWTFDRUNKHOES

you are teh uber geek.

Brings home the drunk skank and posts pics from a cell phone.

:thumbsup:

 

[xcript]

Good job. :thumbsup:

 

[nycxandy]

LOL, good luck with that !

 

[BadNewsBears]

penischeeck

 

[preslove]

slapherwithyourdick

 

[Balt]

I doubt you are ever going to get the stains/stench out of that couch cushion.

Good luck to you anyway.

 

[Gurck]

Did you at least hit it? If not, Syringer may be off the hook for the worst move in the girl department.

 

[Eli]

Dude, at least post some compromising pictures of her or something. 😛

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Nervous option: Figure out what works well on barf stains (do a search, I'm almost positive this has come up before) and check her purse/wallet for some sort of ID and maybe a cellphone to call a roommate on. When she's gone, start cleaning.

Manly option: Clean up everything you can (especially the stuff on the couch), make sure she's reasonably comfortable (and her mouth is over a trashcan or a bucket), get a blanket, a pillow, sleep on the floor, clean in the morning. Also, get her out somewhat early, but make sure she's alright first.

Comedy answer: Hit it several times, so at least then the night's not a total loss.

 

[GoodToGo]

Pics of drunk chick, or I start calling shens.

 

[gururu]

be a man about it. let her sleep it off there. just clean what you can. sleep on the floor.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: gururu
be a man about it. let her sleep it off there. just clean what you can. sleep on the floor.

Or just lock up and pretend you were never there....


:evil:

 

[Rage187]

I also suggest the penisonthecheek

 

[MrDingleDangle]

haha post a pic where u can see her face....maybe someone on here will recognize her 🙂

or at least we can tell how drunk u are then

 

dude. What are you waiting for? This is revenge time...get her address, grab her keys, go to her place, and barf on her couch!

 

[sonambulo]

clean up what you can, sleep on the floor, offer to pay for whatever's damaged in the morning

 

[isekii]

why would you bring a drunk chick back to your place anyways unless it was for some nookie.

 

[Anubis]

pwn3d

 

[OutHouse]

i bet she barfed when you took off your clothes.

 

[gsaldivar]

Put it ITB. 😛