Fvck movie critics ... Fantasic Four was a good summer movie

[jjzelinski]

Michael Bay did:

# The Island (2005) - Haven't seen but he made it so it sucks
# Bad Boys II (2003) - SUCKS
# Pearl Harbor (2001) - RETARDED
# Armageddon (1998) - INSIPID
# The Rock (1996) - BLAND
# Bad Boys (1995) - SUCKS

Bruckheimer did:

# National Treasure 2 (2007) - LIKELY AS DUMB AS THE FIRST ONE
# G-Force (2006) (announced) - HE MADE IT, IT WILL SUCK
# Deja Vu (2006) (announced) - SAME
# Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - I liked the first one but that was strictrly because Johnny Depp was amsuing
# Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) - REFER ABOVE
# Glory Road (2006) - SAME
# National Treasure (2004) - Nicholas Cage + Action = really bad movie every time.
# King Arthur (2004) - More heavy handed retardation
# Diary of a Pirate (2003) - I like the name, only because it's one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard
# Bad Boys II (2003) - SUCKS
# Veronica Guerin (2003) - NEver saw it, though it looked like a departure from his typical "in-your-face" spaztic stupidity
# Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) - Liked it, refer above
# Kangaroo Jack (2003) (producer) - Goes without saying, I mean really...
# Bad Company (2002) (producer)- NEver heard of it. It still sucks
# Black Hawk Down (2001) (producer) - Wow, ok good one.
# Pearl Harbor (2001) (producer) - If it weren't for the other 108 minutes of insipd "Dawson Creek" teen angst riddled lover-boy BULLSH1T it might've been tolerable
# Remember the Titans (2000) (producer) - Heard it was good
# Coyote Ugly (2000) (producer) - There only one reason why anyone would watch it. If you were a unique you'd realize it was a POS
# Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) (producer) - Yeah, Nick Cage + action = you know the rest
# Enemy of the State (1998) (producer) - I didn't care for it too much, but it was tolerable because of Denzel Washington. Good actor.
# Armageddon (1998) (producer) - LOL, USA! USA! USA!
# Con Air (1997) (producer) - Oh this one is an all time calssic, Nick + action + mullet = TEH WINORZ!!
# The Rock (1996) (producer) - Yeah, NC + A = garbage
# Dangerous Minds (1995) (producer) - Coolio's little pity party lyrical mess couldn't even save this Tommy Hillfiger meets Colors nightmare
# Crimson Tide (1995) (producer) - Decent
# Bad Boys (1995) (producer) - YO WUT DA FUK UP HOMZEEEEZ!>!? I GOT BIG GUNS AND EXPLOJINS B! Though Tea Lioni was hot
# The Ref (1994) (executive producer) - I liked it, Dennis LEary was great.
# Days of Thunder (1990) (producer) - NASCAR + Top Gun = not enough bombs + rednecks
# Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) (producer) - Dumb
# Top Gun (1986) (producer) - Classic
# Beverly Hills Cop (1984) (producer) - Classic
# Thief of Hearts (1984) (producer) - no idea
# Flashdance (1983) (producer) - Fvicking hot actrress, imbicilic movie
# Young Doctors in Love (1982) - lol
# Cat People (1982) (executive producer) - lolx2
# Thief (1981) (producer)- ??
# Defiance (1980) (producer) - ...?
# American Gigolo (1980) - I think this was supposed to be good.


AND to top it all off I think one of these morons we're responsible for the last 3 or three Bat Man's.


Cliffs: Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay make horrible, stupid movies that 70% really like. Never watch their movies.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: igowerf
Lost in Translation was good!

So good that it falls within my 10 worst movies of all time.

 

[DainBramaged]

I hate movie critics. Why do they think that they have the right to pass judgement on any movie?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Michael Bay did:

# The Island (2005) - Haven't seen but he made it so it sucks
# Bad Boys II (2003) - SUCKS
# Pearl Harbor (2001) - RETARDED
# Armageddon (1998) - INSIPID
# The Rock (1996) - BLAND
# Bad Boys (1995) - SUCKS

Bruckheimer did:

# National Treasure 2 (2007) - LIKELY AS DUMB AS THE FIRST ONE
# G-Force (2006) (announced) - HE MADE IT, IT WILL SUCK
# Deja Vu (2006) (announced) - SAME
# Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - I liked the first one but that was strictrly because Johnny Depp was amsuing
# Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) - REFER ABOVE
# Glory Road (2006) - SAME
# National Treasure (2004) - Nicholas Cage + Action = really bad movie every time.
# King Arthur (2004) - More heavy handed retardation
# Diary of a Pirate (2003) - I like the name, only because it's one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard
# Bad Boys II (2003) - SUCKS
# Veronica Guerin (2003) - NEver saw it, though it looked like a departure from his typical "in-your-face" spaztic stupidity
# Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) - Liked it, refer above
# Kangaroo Jack (2003) (producer) - Goes without saying, I mean really...
# Bad Company (2002) (producer)- NEver heard of it. It still sucks
# Black Hawk Down (2001) (producer) - Wow, ok good one.
# Pearl Harbor (2001) (producer) - If it weren't for the other 108 minutes of insipd "Dawson Creek" teen angst riddled lover-boy BULLSH1T it might've been tolerable
# Remember the Titans (2000) (producer) - Heard it was good
# Coyote Ugly (2000) (producer) - There only one reason why anyone would watch it. If you were a unique you'd realize it was a POS
# Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) (producer) - Yeah, Nick Cage + action = you know the rest
# Enemy of the State (1998) (producer) - I didn't care for it too much, but it was tolerable because of Denzel Washington. Good actor.
# Armageddon (1998) (producer) - LOL, USA! USA! USA!
# Con Air (1997) (producer) - Oh this one is an all time calssic, Nick + action + mullet = TEH WINORZ!!
# The Rock (1996) (producer) - Yeah, NC + A = garbage
# Dangerous Minds (1995) (producer) - Coolio's little pity party lyrical mess couldn't even save this Tommy Hillfiger meets Colors nightmare
# Crimson Tide (1995) (producer) - Decent
# Bad Boys (1995) (producer) - YO WUT DA FUK UP HOMZEEEEZ!>!? I GOT BIG GUNS AND EXPLOJINS B! Though Tea Lioni was hot
# The Ref (1994) (executive producer) - I liked it, Dennis LEary was great.
# Days of Thunder (1990) (producer) - NASCAR + Top Gun = not enough bombs + rednecks
# Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) (producer) - Dumb
# Top Gun (1986) (producer) - Classic
# Beverly Hills Cop (1984) (producer) - Classic
# Thief of Hearts (1984) (producer) - no idea
# Flashdance (1983) (producer) - Fvicking hot actrress, imbicilic movie
# Young Doctors in Love (1982) - lol
# Cat People (1982) (executive producer) - lolx2
# Thief (1981) (producer)- ??
# Defiance (1980) (producer) - ...?
# American Gigolo (1980) - I think this was supposed to be good.


AND to top it all off I think one of these morons we're responsible for the last 3 or three Bat Man's.


Cliffs: Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay make horrible, stupid movies that 70% really like. Never watch their movies.

I like Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, The Rock, Pirates of the Caribbean, Black Hawk Down, National Treasure, Gone In 60 Seconds, Con Air, Beverly Hills Cop and Top Gun.

 

[SagaLore]

I thought the movie was great. It was just a like a comic book. It's kind of hard to expect more considering that the entire story came from a comic book, and was a lot cornier than what this movie turned out to be. :thumbsup: for F4!

 

[jjzelinski]

Then I'd bet money you'll like F4 if you haven't already seen it.

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: LoKe
I've never been with the critics on any movie, they seem so out of touch with what is entertaining.

Thats probably because they are all adults.

My 3 kids loved it. that's enough for me. it was 2 hours of entertainment for them.

 

[computeerrgghh]

Hate to break it to you but spiderman SUCKED balls.

 

[HumblePie]

I rate recent super hero movies like this....

Batman Begins
Spiderman
Xmen


Really... I didn't like xmen that much at all but at least it was 100 times better then this POS they put on the screen this weekend and called a super hero movie.

Bruckheim and Bay have "produced" some "decent" movies, some sucky ones, and a few good ones. However, why the hell are you talking about them when they didn't do crap for F4? They didn't produce it.

As far as producers go.. all they do is lay down the money so OTHER people can make the movie and that's basically it. They usually don't do much as they let the director's direct, and the actors act. That simple. They just float the cash to get it all done and then collect or lose out when it comes to people actually paying to watch it.


PS, I didn't see it, cause every time I saw the previews with the THING, he looked like the michelin man that just got a swirlie in a toilet after someone through up a bag of carrots into it.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Michael Bay did:

# The Island (2005) - Haven't seen but he made it so it sucks
# Bad Boys II (2003) - SUCKS
# Pearl Harbor (2001) - RETARDED
# Armageddon (1998) - INSIPID
# The Rock (1996) - BLAND
# Bad Boys (1995) - SUCKS

Bruckheimer did:

# National Treasure 2 (2007) - LIKELY AS DUMB AS THE FIRST ONE
# G-Force (2006) (announced) - HE MADE IT, IT WILL SUCK
# Deja Vu (2006) (announced) - SAME
# Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - I liked the first one but that was strictrly because Johnny Depp was amsuing
# Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) - REFER ABOVE
# Glory Road (2006) - SAME
# National Treasure (2004) - Nicholas Cage + Action = really bad movie every time.
# King Arthur (2004) - More heavy handed retardation
# Diary of a Pirate (2003) - I like the name, only because it's one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard
# Bad Boys II (2003) - SUCKS
# Veronica Guerin (2003) - NEver saw it, though it looked like a departure from his typical "in-your-face" spaztic stupidity
# Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) - Liked it, refer above
# Kangaroo Jack (2003) (producer) - Goes without saying, I mean really...
# Bad Company (2002) (producer)- NEver heard of it. It still sucks
# Black Hawk Down (2001) (producer) - Wow, ok good one.
# Pearl Harbor (2001) (producer) - If it weren't for the other 108 minutes of insipd "Dawson Creek" teen angst riddled lover-boy BULLSH1T it might've been tolerable
# Remember the Titans (2000) (producer) - Heard it was good
# Coyote Ugly (2000) (producer) - There only one reason why anyone would watch it. If you were a unique you'd realize it was a POS
# Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) (producer) - Yeah, Nick Cage + action = you know the rest
# Enemy of the State (1998) (producer) - I didn't care for it too much, but it was tolerable because of Denzel Washington. Good actor.
# Armageddon (1998) (producer) - LOL, USA! USA! USA!
# Con Air (1997) (producer) - Oh this one is an all time calssic, Nick + action + mullet = TEH WINORZ!!
# The Rock (1996) (producer) - Yeah, NC + A = garbage
# Dangerous Minds (1995) (producer) - Coolio's little pity party lyrical mess couldn't even save this Tommy Hillfiger meets Colors nightmare
# Crimson Tide (1995) (producer) - Decent
# Bad Boys (1995) (producer) - YO WUT DA FUK UP HOMZEEEEZ!>!? I GOT BIG GUNS AND EXPLOJINS B! Though Tea Lioni was hot
# The Ref (1994) (executive producer) - I liked it, Dennis LEary was great.
# Days of Thunder (1990) (producer) - NASCAR + Top Gun = not enough bombs + rednecks
# Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) (producer) - Dumb
# Top Gun (1986) (producer) - Classic
# Beverly Hills Cop (1984) (producer) - Classic
# Thief of Hearts (1984) (producer) - no idea
# Flashdance (1983) (producer) - Fvicking hot actrress, imbicilic movie
# Young Doctors in Love (1982) - lol
# Cat People (1982) (executive producer) - lolx2
# Thief (1981) (producer)- ??
# Defiance (1980) (producer) - ...?
# American Gigolo (1980) - I think this was supposed to be good.


AND to top it all off I think one of these morons we're responsible for the last 3 or three Bat Man's.


Cliffs: Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay make horrible, stupid movies that 70% really like. Never watch their movies.

Denzel Washington was in Enemy of the State? I thought that was Will Smith.

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: computeerrgghh
Hate to break it to you but spiderman SUCKED balls.

No it didn't.

Spiderman 1 and 2 were both great.

I haven't seen F4 yet though, I was debating whether to see F4 this weekend or see Batman Begins again at the Imax . . .

 

[petejk]

fantastic four..sucked balls....there were a few good one liners...


the only redeming factor was hottie jessica alba... *drool*

 

[AAman]

saw it last night...wasn't bad per se, but wasn't great- no really good one liners (or when good delivery/directing was off)

I agree with the poster that most of the movies by these guys do suck, and the poster that said there was no real 'magic' between the villain and the hero

script was just bad, casting was actually ok

batman begins was really good (I don't like any of the previous movies)
spiderman- captured the old Peter Parker from before all the Venom/Carnage stuff

Nicolas cage movies should be avoided with the exception of Raising Arizona

 

[Mo0o]

did you like Battlefield Earth also?

 

[rh71]

F4 was pretty empty plot-wise but certainly was fun and entertaining. Not for everyone, but enough for a lot. People clapped at the end during my showing (I was not one of them, though again - I didn't think it was bad).

 

[Blayze]

Originally posted by: computeerrgghh
Hate to break it to you but spiderman SUCKED balls.

I thought my dad was the only one that hated those movies.

 

[cubby1223]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I hate movie critics. Why do they think that they have the right to pass judgement on any movie?

Why do you have the right to pass judgement on any movie?

Critics are there to help prevent me from wasting time & money on crapfests such as Fantastic 4. Job well done. :thumbsup:

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: cubby1223

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
I hate movie critics. Why do they think that they have the right to pass judgement on any movie?

Why do you have the right to pass judgement on any movie?

Critics are there to help prevent me from wasting time & money on crapfests such as Fantastic 4. Job well done. :thumbsup:

what if you actually had friends who weren't so close-minded and went to see for themselves, then told you it was good... would you see it then ?

 

[JackBurton]

I liked the movie. WTF were people expecting from this movie, Braveheart? It was just a light, fun movie. But people that hated this movie, will then go on to rave about a movie like Fight Club. Now THAT was a piece of sh!t movie.

Also, Batman Begins :thumbsdown: Now that was a boring as hell movie.

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: jjzelinski
Michael Bay did:

# The Island (2005) - Haven't seen but he made it so it sucks
# Bad Boys II (2003) - SUCKS
# Pearl Harbor (2001) - RETARDED
# Armageddon (1998) - INSIPID
# The Rock (1996) - BLAND
# Bad Boys (1995) - SUCKS

Bruckheimer did:

# National Treasure 2 (2007) - LIKELY AS DUMB AS THE FIRST ONE
# G-Force (2006) (announced) - HE MADE IT, IT WILL SUCK
# Deja Vu (2006) (announced) - SAME
# Pirates of the Caribbean 3 - I liked the first one but that was strictrly because Johnny Depp was amsuing
# Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) - REFER ABOVE
# Glory Road (2006) - SAME
# National Treasure (2004) - Nicholas Cage + Action = really bad movie every time.
# King Arthur (2004) - More heavy handed retardation
# Diary of a Pirate (2003) - I like the name, only because it's one of the most idiotic things I've ever heard
# Bad Boys II (2003) - SUCKS
# Veronica Guerin (2003) - NEver saw it, though it looked like a departure from his typical "in-your-face" spaztic stupidity
# Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) - Liked it, refer above
# Kangaroo Jack (2003) (producer) - Goes without saying, I mean really...
# Bad Company (2002) (producer)- NEver heard of it. It still sucks
# Black Hawk Down (2001) (producer) - Wow, ok good one.
# Pearl Harbor (2001) (producer) - If it weren't for the other 108 minutes of insipd "Dawson Creek" teen angst riddled lover-boy BULLSH1T it might've been tolerable
# Remember the Titans (2000) (producer) - Heard it was good
# Coyote Ugly (2000) (producer) - There only one reason why anyone would watch it. If you were a unique you'd realize it was a POS
# Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) (producer) - Yeah, Nick Cage + action = you know the rest
# Enemy of the State (1998) (producer) - I didn't care for it too much, but it was tolerable because of Denzel Washington. Good actor.
# Armageddon (1998) (producer) - LOL, USA! USA! USA!
# Con Air (1997) (producer) - Oh this one is an all time calssic, Nick + action + mullet = TEH WINORZ!!
# The Rock (1996) (producer) - Yeah, NC + A = garbage
# Dangerous Minds (1995) (producer) - Coolio's little pity party lyrical mess couldn't even save this Tommy Hillfiger meets Colors nightmare
# Crimson Tide (1995) (producer) - Decent
# Bad Boys (1995) (producer) - YO WUT DA FUK UP HOMZEEEEZ!>!? I GOT BIG GUNS AND EXPLOJINS B! Though Tea Lioni was hot
# The Ref (1994) (executive producer) - I liked it, Dennis LEary was great.
# Days of Thunder (1990) (producer) - NASCAR + Top Gun = not enough bombs + rednecks
# Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) (producer) - Dumb
# Top Gun (1986) (producer) - Classic
# Beverly Hills Cop (1984) (producer) - Classic
# Thief of Hearts (1984) (producer) - no idea
# Flashdance (1983) (producer) - Fvicking hot actrress, imbicilic movie
# Young Doctors in Love (1982) - lol
# Cat People (1982) (executive producer) - lolx2
# Thief (1981) (producer)- ??
# Defiance (1980) (producer) - ...?
# American Gigolo (1980) - I think this was supposed to be good.


AND to top it all off I think one of these morons we're responsible for the last 3 or three Bat Man's.


Cliffs: Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay make horrible, stupid movies that 70% really like. Never watch their movies.

:thumbsup:


Edit: Uh, Enemy of the State was a Will Smith movie.

 

[CQuinn]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I thought the movie was great. It was just a like a comic book. It's kind of hard to expect more considering that the entire story came from a comic book, and was a lot cornier than what this movie turned out to be. :thumbsup: for F4!

The problem I have with it, is that the entire story did not come from the Fantastic Four
comic book. So it is possible to expect more from it.

Actually, the one review I had read prior to coming to this thread was favorable.
It said that F4 was basically a good family-friendly summer action movie. But, if
you are a fan of the original characters or storyline, then you would probably find
some elements of the movie dissapointing.

I have not read any F4 stories in years, but I remember them well enough to know
I would have some strong enough disagreements with how this movie plays out to
not want to see it in the theaters.

I'm sure its a good movie though, because it can't be worse than the original
Fantastic Four movie.

 

[Pocatello]

F4 is rental material, not worth the $7 matinee I paid IMO.

 

[ScrapSilicon]

/wonders when SS will go bigscreen and hopes it won't be suck