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SokaMoka

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OK there is this girl that keeps calling me with a hidden number when I answer :

Me : Hello ?
She : <Insert complete gibberish for 5 seconds.....>
Me : :I interrupt ;excuse me ?
She : <Insert complete gibberish for 15 more seconds.....> + <Insert a ****** girlish anime-like giggle at the end (I fvking hate it when girls giggle BTW) >

Then I hangup.

This usually happens for like a couple of times a day, whatever this girl is trying to do it's working on me!
I keep fantasizing about going to the gym and using the tread-mill for 16 anger driven hours then after that putting my hands on this girl and stuff my dirty, smelly ,sweat-soaked,bacteria infested socks down her pathetic throat and then giggling my ass off, is that too much to ask from you GOD ???

ps : What makes this more pathetic is that she sounds like she is 20 or so which way too retarded for that age ARGGHH!!!


If I can only know who she is so I can wait for her to finish her minute long gibberish so I can tell her :

That was an interesting #50 call XXXXX, I am sure going to see you around you stupid DIPSH!!!!T
 
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Originally posted by: SokaMoka

I keep fantasizing about going to the gym and using the tread-mill for 16 anger driven hours then after that putting my hands on this girl and stuff my dirty, smelly ,sweat-soaked,bacteria infested socks down her pathetic throat and then giggling my ass off, is that too much to ask from you GOD ???
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I have a feeling that's not all you wanna stuff down her throat.:Q;)
 
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thehstrybean

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LoLerskates. That's crazy...too bad you can't get the number...then I would call up and use the little bit of Arabic I know on her....
 
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SokaMoka

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Originally posted by: Ktulu
Originally posted by: SokaMoka

I keep fantasizing about going to the gym and using the tread-mill for 16 anger driven hours then after that putting my hands on this girl and stuff my dirty, smelly ,sweat-soaked,bacteria infested socks down her pathetic throat and then giggling my ass off, is that too much to ask from you GOD ???
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I have a feeling that's not all you wanna stuff down her throat.:Q;)
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Hmm I think you may have a point.

Maybe I can keep my socks on my foot and shove them together, I like your thinking :D

Hold on would that count as fetish O_O ?
 
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SokaMoka

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Originally posted by: thehstrybean
LoLerskates. That's crazy...too bad you can't get the number...then I would call up and use the little bit of Arabic I know on her....
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I promise my friend if I get her number somehow someway, I will have all of AT's neffers (Entire AT in a sense ;) ) drop her a couple of lines in all languages known to man / alien kind ;)

Oh man that would be one hell of a thread :evil: it would even outake the LED idea in awesomeness hehe, now how to get that number ?
 
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Cooler

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Originally posted by: SokaMoka
OK there is this girl that keeps calling me with a hidden number when I answer :

Me : Hello ?
She : <Insert complete gibberish for 5 seconds.....>
Me : :I interrupt ;excuse me ?
She : <Insert complete gibberish for 15 more seconds.....> + <Insert a ****** girlish anime-like giggle at the end (I fvking hate it when girls giggle BTW) >

Then I hangup.

This usually happens for like a couple of times a day, whatever this girl is trying to do it's working on me!
I keep fantasizing about going to the gym and using the tread-mill for 16 anger driven hours then after that putting my hands on this girl and stuff my dirty, smelly ,sweat-soaked,bacteria infested socks down her pathetic throat and then giggling my ass off, is that too much to ask from you GOD ???

ps : What makes this more pathetic is that she sounds like she is 20 or so which way too retarded for that age ARGGHH!!!


If I can only know who she is so I can wait for her to finish her minute long gibberish so I can tell her :

That was an interesting #50 call XXXXX, I am sure going to see you around you stupid DIPSH!!!!T
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she could have crush on you...
she could be hot...
 
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SokaMoka

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Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Originally posted by: SokaMoka
Originally posted by: BW86
shens.

record it.
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Isn't that illegal without concent ?
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You're the one with the cop avatar, you tell us ;)
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There's one cop-power I wish my avatar could give me ,which is getting her number oh man I would plan such a brilliant telephone attack plan on her I would make her never dare to touch a phone again.
 
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imported_LoKe

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I doubt it. She's harassing you, she's calling your line. It's like saying you can't have a surveilance camera on your property.

Or, even better, tell her you'll record the conversation the next time she calls. If she doesn't stop, you have the go ahead.
 
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imported_goku

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I don't understand, how is this different than a telemarketer? Maybe the OP should treat her like a telemarketer. I understand how this could be infuriating but maybe you should start talking about random things and maybe she will beging to speak english and get confused...
 
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SokaMoka

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Originally posted by: LoKe
I doubt it. She's harassing you, she's calling your line. It's like saying you can't have a surveilance camera on your property.

Or, even better, tell her you'll record the conversation the next time she calls. If she doesn't stop, you have the go ahead.
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I guess that makes sense, I just want to be sure that I don't get PWNED by my PWNAGE plan if you know what I mean.

Like let's say I get her # and have all of AT neffers phone her , what if one of them (or maybe all of them) go way over-board ??
It would have some repercussions you know ?
 
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