FVCK I JUST SPILLED COFFEE AND SCALDED my HAND

[beer]

UGHHHHHHHH

I was walking back to my desk and tripped over my sandals and poured hot ass coffee all over my hand. it's starting to burn now. What do I do?

 

[Ernieb]

just f@p with the other hand then

 

[FoBoT]

put it in ice

 

[T3C]

damn coffee.......... thats why i only drink iced frapachino

 

cold water run it under...yesssssssssssssssss

 

[clamum]

SUE SOMEONE

NOW!

 

[loup garou]

Hmm...I burned my hand and it's beginning to hurt. Now what do I do??? Oh yeah, I think I should use my burned and disfigured hand to type out a post on AT.

 

[Toasthead]

SUE!!!!

The flooring maker
the cup maker
the coffee company
the office furniture maker
the state
the federal government

your coworkers!

 

[yowolabi]

Quick!!!!

Who served you the coffee, and what's their net worth?

 

[OutHouse]

Quick get a lawyer and sue the coffee cup maker for making a product with out a lid.
your a Victim man, you are a Victim.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Toasthead
SUE!!!!

The flooring maker
the cup maker
the coffee company
the office furniture maker
the state
the federal government

your coworkers!

You forgot the sandal maker!

 

[spanky]

i agree... u gotta sue!

 

[SagaLore]

QUICK GRAB YOUR EAR LOBES, I HEAR IT DOES WONDERS

 

[m2kewl]

remember, you're the victim here! i'd say you sue everybody! (well except me - i didn't do it)

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: werk
Hmm...I burned my hand and it's beginning to hurt. Now what do I do??? Oh yeah, I think I should use my burned and disfigured hand to type out a post on AT.

 

[ggavinmoss]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
put it in ice

No! Cool water, not ice. And maybe some aloe or something soothing later on.

-geoff

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss

Originally posted by: FoBoT
put it in ice

No! Cool water, not ice. And maybe some aloe or something soothing later on.

-geoff

Yes.

Still, cool water. Running water peels skin, ice causes further damage. Aloe later.

- M4H

 

[Brutuskend]

Grab your ear lobe.

(this will be my standard reply to ALL "I just burnt myself" threads)

EDIT: Damn you SagaLore.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

what m4h said. don't put it under running water or put ice on it. get a bucket of still, cool water and dunk your hand in it. You won't get as much instant gratification as putting it under running water, but it's much, much better for your skin in the long run.

 

[Schadenfroh]

i remember one time at school, thier was an accident with a hot glue gun. i guy was loading it over a girls hand, and you can guess what happened next. the girl had to go to the hospital becuase of the severe burns

 

[woowoo]

No sex for you.....

 

[DnetMHZ]

Stop wearing sandals to work.. oh, and run some cold water over the hand

 

[AgentBehemoth]

Originally posted by: Elemental007
UGHHHHHHHH

I was stumbling back to my desk and tripped over my gargantuan feet and poured hot ass coffee all over my f@p wacker. it's starting to feel tingly inside now. What do I do to keep it feeling this way?

Dude you can't even walk good and you're wanting to drink coffee?

Good one.

 

[Lithium381]

put your ear lobe in cold still water

 

[psianime]

Sue.

-psianime