PlatinumGold
Lifer
actually this isn't a parody.
so, i'm at the driving range, i get my bucket of balls and get set up and there is a cell phone on the ground.
i put it to the side and start to hit golf balls with the thought, i'll return this to the pro shop when i'm done.
about 20 minutes later as i'm about 3/4's done, i get a call on this cell phone, the cell phone owner had asked his friend to call the line to figure out where the cell phone was.
so i answered, cell phone that was misplaced by owner . . .
his friend starts giving me the 3rd degree. yada yada yada yada yada.
wtf, does he think that the cell phone was a priority of mine? i had no intention of keeping it or destroying it or anything, i just wasn't going to rush out of my way and return it to the pro shop till i was done.
anyway i told this friend i was at the driving range.
about 3 minutes later the owner walks up, nice guy. he wasn't upset or anything, his friend was the d1ck.
normally i wouldn't post a story like this but while i was at the driving range, the lost cell phone reminded me of the idiot at AT Forums blaming Dunkin Donuts.
so, i'm at the driving range, i get my bucket of balls and get set up and there is a cell phone on the ground.
i put it to the side and start to hit golf balls with the thought, i'll return this to the pro shop when i'm done.
about 20 minutes later as i'm about 3/4's done, i get a call on this cell phone, the cell phone owner had asked his friend to call the line to figure out where the cell phone was.
so i answered, cell phone that was misplaced by owner . . .
his friend starts giving me the 3rd degree. yada yada yada yada yada.
wtf, does he think that the cell phone was a priority of mine? i had no intention of keeping it or destroying it or anything, i just wasn't going to rush out of my way and return it to the pro shop till i was done.
anyway i told this friend i was at the driving range.
about 3 minutes later the owner walks up, nice guy. he wasn't upset or anything, his friend was the d1ck.
normally i wouldn't post a story like this but while i was at the driving range, the lost cell phone reminded me of the idiot at AT Forums blaming Dunkin Donuts.
