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Fuzzy Wuzzy

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy.....was he?
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Hehe 🙂

Cheers Hamburgerpimp! :beer:
 
He doesn't need mroe beer Zim. Really. I think he has had enough already.
 
There was a young man from Madrass
Whose testicles were made of spun glass
And in stormy weather, they rubbed together
And lightning shot out of his ass
 
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, unziped his fly; and Jill said I don't wanna
 
There was a man named Brett
Who had a black bear for a pet
The little black brute, took a swipe at his root
And left Brett with balls and some hair
 
I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can.
A gnome named Grimble Crumble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes.
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.

He wore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good.
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray.

Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray.
Ooooooooooooooomray.

 
there once was a man from natucket
whos d*ck w3as so long he could s*ck it
One playing one day
he thought and did say
if my ear was a C*nt I woud F**k it
unknown


Jack & Jill went up the hill
they each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50
the Fl*cking Wh*%e!!
Andrew Dice Clay

🙂
KarenMarie
 
There was a young man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe,
while dreaming of Venus,
he played with his p%nis
and woke up covered in goo.

 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
There once was a man from Nantucket...


...I don't remember how the rest of it goes but your mother's a whore!
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I swear I've heard that as a quote from something - but what???
 
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
I want to tell you a story
About a little man
If I can.
A gnome named Grimble Crumble.
And little gnomes stay in their homes.
Eating, sleeping, drinking their wine.

He wore a scarlet tunic,
A blue green hood,
It looked quite good.
He had a big adventure
Amidst the grass
Fresh air at last.
Wining, dining, biding his time.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray.

Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Look at the sky, look at the river
Isn't it good?
Winding, finding places to go.
And then one day - hooray!
Another way for gnomes to say
Oooooooooomray.
Ooooooooooooooomray.
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pink floyd right?
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
There once was a man from Nantucket...


...I don't remember how the rest of it goes but your mother's a whore!
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HaHahahahhaha!
 
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
Originally posted by: McMadman
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
There once was a man from Nantucket...


...I don't remember how the rest of it goes but your mother's a whore!
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I swear I've heard that as a quote from something - but what???
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SNL
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Jane you ignorant slut! 😉
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Damn, I haven't seen old SNL in ages, and I haven't gone anywhere near the new seasons.
 
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