Arthur: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?
French Guard: Of course not! You are English types-a!
Arthur: Well, what are you, then?
French Guard: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Guard: Mind your own business!
Arthur: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
French Guard: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
Galahad: What a strange person.