A little background before i start. last week, i spent my whole time trying to study for the LSAT on saturday. come friday night, i was a bit burned out from studying so i decided to relieve a little stress by jumping on party poker to play a single table $10 buy-in tourney. Not the best hand tourney i played, but this is probably one of the most amusing games. I did finish 4th though, one away from the money...
this is not about a great hand i played, but rather how some chump tried to talk his trash only to get smacked down. pay close attention to the dialogue. oh yea, just in case it's not obvious, i am vood0g and the chump is StopMe.
the :beer: denotes additions i added to explain what happened. anyhow here goes...
***** Hand History for Game 1255772333 *****
30/60 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 7633099) - Fri Dec 03 21:40:49 EST 2004
Table Table 11805 (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 3: dunster33 (2200)
Seat 4: swing92 (190)
Seat 5: StopME (1215)
Seat 7: vood0g (1185)
Seat 8: kwabs (1155)
Seat 9: The_Lean_Team (1210)
Seat 10: BigEr9 (845)
StopME posts small blind (15)
vood0g posts big blind (30)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to vood0g [ 7s, Qh ]
kwabs folds.
The_Lean_Team folds.
BigEr9 folds.
dunster33 folds.
swing92 folds.
StopME calls (15)
vood0g raises (30) to 60
StopME calls (30)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 4c, Ks, 7d ]
StopME checks.
vood0g bets (30)
StopME calls (30)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6s ]
StopME checks.
vood0g bets (30) :beer: still probably up
StopME calls (30)
** Dealing River ** : [ Kc ]
StopME checks.
vood0g bets (100)
StopME calls (100)
** Summary **
Main Pot: 440
Board: [ 4c Ks 7d 6s Kc ]
dunster33 balance 2200, didn't bet (folded)
swing92 balance 190, didn't bet (folded)
StopME balance 995, lost 220 [ 4h 5h ] [ two pairs, kings and fours -- Ks,Kc,7d,4h,4c ]
vood0g balance 1405, bet 220, collected 440, net +220 [ 7s Qh ] [ two pairs, kings and sevens -- Ks,Kc,Qh,7s,7d ]
kwabs balance 1155, didn't bet (folded)
The_Lean_Team balance 1210, didn't bet (folded)
BigEr9 balance 845, didn't bet (folded)
StopME: lame
StopME: i knew u were full of chit thats why i called ace high
StopME: raise that garbage prefl;op again
vood0g: i wouldnt exactly say two pairs full of shit...
StopME: just promise to raise preflop again withn it
vood0g: aight, will do
vood0g: LOL
:beer: couple hands go by and once again, StopMe and I are the big blind and small blind.
***** Hand History for Game 1255800733 *****
The_Lean_Team: king ten
50/100 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 7633099) - Fri Dec 03 21:47:12 EST 2004
Table Table 11805 (Real Money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: dunster33 (2115)
Seat 5: StopME (915)
Seat 7: vood0g (1375)
Seat 8: kwabs (1095)
Seat 9: The_Lean_Team (700)
Seat 10: BigEr9 (1800)
StopME posts small blind (25)
vood0g posts big blind (50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to vood0g [ 8d, Ah ]
kwabs folds.
The_Lean_Team folds.
BigEr9 folds.
dunster33 folds.
StopME calls (25)
vood0g:
vood0g raises (50) to 100
StopME raises (865) to 915
StopME is all-In.
vood0g calls (815)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Kh, Kc, Ad ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 7s ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 2s ]
Creating Main Pot with $1830 with StopME
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1830 |
Board: [ Kh Kc Ad 7s 2s ]
dunster33 balance 2115, didn't bet (folded)
StopME balance 0, lost 915 [ As 7h ] [ two pairs, aces and kings -- As,Ad,Kh,Kc,7h ]
vood0g balance 2290, bet 915, collected 1830, net +915 [ 8d Ah ] [ two pairs, aces and kings with eight kicker -- Ah,Ad,Kh,Kc,8d ]
kwabs balance 1095, didn't bet (folded)
The_Lean_Team balance 700, didn't bet (folded)
BigEr9 balance 1800, didn't bet (folded)
StopME finished in sixth place.
vood0g: haha
StopME: yeah whatever
vood0g: LOL
StopME: n i ger
vood0g: stopme couldnt stop me
StopME: u r still just a negro
vood0g: LOL, whatever i'm in ur out
vood0g: muwhahahahah
cliffnotes:
1. tired from studying all week for LSAT and decided to play a single table no limit tourney
2. on a hand i raised preflop against a StopMe and won. StopMe gets angry and challenges me to do it again.
3. i did it again, and he called all-in and he lost.
4. started to call me the n word...
Just something i wanted to share. i thought it was funny.
this is not about a great hand i played, but rather how some chump tried to talk his trash only to get smacked down. pay close attention to the dialogue. oh yea, just in case it's not obvious, i am vood0g and the chump is StopMe.
the :beer: denotes additions i added to explain what happened. anyhow here goes...
***** Hand History for Game 1255772333 *****
30/60 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 7633099) - Fri Dec 03 21:40:49 EST 2004
Table Table 11805 (Real Money) -- Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 3: dunster33 (2200)
Seat 4: swing92 (190)
Seat 5: StopME (1215)
Seat 7: vood0g (1185)
Seat 8: kwabs (1155)
Seat 9: The_Lean_Team (1210)
Seat 10: BigEr9 (845)
StopME posts small blind (15)
vood0g posts big blind (30)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to vood0g [ 7s, Qh ]
kwabs folds.
The_Lean_Team folds.
BigEr9 folds.
dunster33 folds.
swing92 folds.
StopME calls (15)
vood0g raises (30) to 60
StopME calls (30)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ 4c, Ks, 7d ]
StopME checks.
vood0g bets (30)
StopME calls (30)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 6s ]
StopME checks.
vood0g bets (30) :beer: still probably up
StopME calls (30)
** Dealing River ** : [ Kc ]
StopME checks.
vood0g bets (100)
StopME calls (100)
** Summary **
Main Pot: 440
Board: [ 4c Ks 7d 6s Kc ]
dunster33 balance 2200, didn't bet (folded)
swing92 balance 190, didn't bet (folded)
StopME balance 995, lost 220 [ 4h 5h ] [ two pairs, kings and fours -- Ks,Kc,7d,4h,4c ]
vood0g balance 1405, bet 220, collected 440, net +220 [ 7s Qh ] [ two pairs, kings and sevens -- Ks,Kc,Qh,7s,7d ]
kwabs balance 1155, didn't bet (folded)
The_Lean_Team balance 1210, didn't bet (folded)
BigEr9 balance 845, didn't bet (folded)
StopME: lame
StopME: i knew u were full of chit thats why i called ace high
StopME: raise that garbage prefl;op again
vood0g: i wouldnt exactly say two pairs full of shit...
StopME: just promise to raise preflop again withn it
vood0g: aight, will do
vood0g: LOL
:beer: couple hands go by and once again, StopMe and I are the big blind and small blind.
***** Hand History for Game 1255800733 *****
The_Lean_Team: king ten
50/100 TourneyTexasHTGameTable (NL) (Tournament 7633099) - Fri Dec 03 21:47:12 EST 2004
Table Table 11805 (Real Money) -- Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: dunster33 (2115)
Seat 5: StopME (915)
Seat 7: vood0g (1375)
Seat 8: kwabs (1095)
Seat 9: The_Lean_Team (700)
Seat 10: BigEr9 (1800)
StopME posts small blind (25)
vood0g posts big blind (50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to vood0g [ 8d, Ah ]
kwabs folds.
The_Lean_Team folds.
BigEr9 folds.
dunster33 folds.
StopME calls (25)
vood0g:
vood0g raises (50) to 100
StopME raises (865) to 915
StopME is all-In.
vood0g calls (815)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Kh, Kc, Ad ]
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 7s ]
** Dealing River ** : [ 2s ]
Creating Main Pot with $1830 with StopME
** Summary **
Main Pot: 1830 |
Board: [ Kh Kc Ad 7s 2s ]
dunster33 balance 2115, didn't bet (folded)
StopME balance 0, lost 915 [ As 7h ] [ two pairs, aces and kings -- As,Ad,Kh,Kc,7h ]
vood0g balance 2290, bet 915, collected 1830, net +915 [ 8d Ah ] [ two pairs, aces and kings with eight kicker -- Ah,Ad,Kh,Kc,8d ]
kwabs balance 1095, didn't bet (folded)
The_Lean_Team balance 700, didn't bet (folded)
BigEr9 balance 1800, didn't bet (folded)
StopME finished in sixth place.
vood0g: haha
StopME: yeah whatever
vood0g: LOL
StopME: n i ger
vood0g: stopme couldnt stop me
StopME: u r still just a negro
vood0g: LOL, whatever i'm in ur out
vood0g: muwhahahahah
cliffnotes:
1. tired from studying all week for LSAT and decided to play a single table no limit tourney
2. on a hand i raised preflop against a StopMe and won. StopMe gets angry and challenges me to do it again.
3. i did it again, and he called all-in and he lost.
4. started to call me the n word...
Just something i wanted to share. i thought it was funny.
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