Funny Topic - Evolution? Adam Eva? Aliens?

[Greka]

Human family tree: LOL

GOD
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Earth
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Adam
Adams rib = Eva
Adam + Eva + Apple = SIN
SIN = multiply of many Adam's and Eva's
Adam1+Eva1, Eva2+ Adam2, Adam3+Eva3

OR

EVOLUTION

OR

Aliens made a genetic clone copy of them selfs and placed us here to see who wins,, Dinosaurs or Humans..

Wich one make sense?


To me its Evolution like avrything on our mother Earth..

BTW: dont be mad at other posts, this is just free topic to talk about funny and at same time intresting topic. jokes are accepted to.. more fun more life..

 

[Kryhs]

Where's the funny?

 

[Doctorweir]

It's just asking for facts...Evolution of course 😉
To prove else, we need a pollage implemented...

 

[Lonyo]

You forgot one thing. Humans and dinosaurs weren't around at the same time.

 

[sourceninja]

God made aliens, who evolved over time, spread out to find other life, finding none then seeded the universe. Eventually life grew and evolved and they used us as slaves ala stargate, but one day there was a revolt of aliens and a great war in the sky where one ship crashed into the earth (sumerian mythology). This metal man (guy in suit) came out of the sea and taught us to settle down and stop being nomads, we then evloved more under his guidance and the guidance of other aliens (see weird rocks with historacly micro hiroglyphics found in china), eventually their religion of the creator (god) was passed down to us. Add a few thousand years and here we are.


The best part about religion is that most religions think their beleifs must be seperate from everyone elses. But there is no reason god didn't invent evolution and just think we couldn't handle that truth until we discovered it.

 

[badmouse]

Gary Larson got it right

Humans = accident in lab class at God's Elementary School