Funny things/jokes you hear at work?

[NFS4]

I was out on a call at this business the other day and the guys there are ALWAYS horsing around and cracking on each other. Well, anyway this one guy, Jimmy, is always the butt of the joke. So one of them says to Jimmy:

"If you woke up naked in the woods with a used condom hanging out of your butt, would you tell anyone?"

Jimmy replies:

"Hell nah man, I ain't tellin' anybody about something like that"

Other guys says:

"Hey Jimmy, you wanna go camping??"

I about fell out. Jimmy wasn't too happy about that one 🙂


So what stories do you hear at work?

 

[rocadelpunk]

that camp one is so from bash.org and nowhere else : P

high-larious that they got someone on it.

 

[fumbduck]

There is this old deaf bastard at my work. This guy truly pisses me off. He tries to start conversation, but he can;t hear what you are saying, so he is constantly saying "WHAT?" "SORRY IM DEAF, WHAT" "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"


Anyway, one day I was at my desk and this old fool comes walkin up to me and he says:

old fool:"there any munchies anywhere?"

me:"well hello"

old fool:"what? there's jello?"

me:"n...yes, AROUND THE CORNER IN THE BREAK ROOM"

old fool:"thanks again!"

Then he tottered off and I didnt see him again till the next day. Who would seriously ask for jello.