Funny thing my kid says this morning

[rivan]

So I'm watching CNN for some headlines before I leave for work & to drop her off at daycare, my daughter's watching with me, drinking some milk.

There's a bit about the Walter Reed med center thing, and this guy pops up on screen, testifying.

She hops up, and almost screams, "DADDY! THAT MAN'S A PIRATE!"

 

[tfinch2]

lawl

 

[mercanucaribe]

That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

Good thing I just replaced the batteries in my sarcasm meter

 

[6000SUX]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

You're disgusting in attacking the OP's parenting. Get a grip on reality. OP, your daughter's remark was hilarious and I'm sure you're not raising a monster.

Edit: Hmm, my sarcasm meter needs new batteries.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Everytime my son sees a square rigged sailing ship he asks me if that's Jack Sparrow's ship.

 

[theknight571]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

That's almost as funny as the OP's daughter.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

I feel it's my duty as a prent to raise her right-minded. Don't even get me started on illegal (or undocumented, if you're one of those pro-pussification-of-America types) pirate immigration.

 

[j00fek]

 

[Handsom3D3vil]

Is it just me or is there a purple heart on the eye patch?

 

[Jeff7]

Good. Soon too she will learn to accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as our true lord.

 

[Gdepp519]

Originally posted by: Handsom3D3vil
Is it just me or is there a purple heart on the eye patch?

Lol

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Yeah, I'm going to pull my advertising from your daughter's website.

 

[rh71]

Life's little treasures... that parents love sharing with people who probably don't really care. Good for you guys though. :thumbsup:

 

[skimple]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

I feel it's my duty as a prent to raise her right-minded. Don't even get me started on illegal (or undocumented, if you're one of those pro-pussification-of-America types) pirate immigration.

Right on! I think its high time to build a wall around the shorelines of America to protect us from the all the illegal pirate migration! I am going to start a group of shoreline minute men vigilantes to start patrolling the coasts!

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: rivan
So I'm watching CNN for some headlines before I leave for work & to drop her off at daycare, my daughter's watching with me, drinking some milk.

There's a bit about the Walter Reed med center thing, and this guy pops up on screen, testifying.

She hops up, and almost screams, "DADDY! THAT MAN'S A PIRATE!"

she speaks da truth!

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

ha you're ridiculous. SHE'S THREE! His parenting has absolutely nothing to do with her association of that fellow with a pirate. Whats wrong, never read Sinbad the Sailer? pfffff

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

I think you've called my parenting into question over something 99% of the rest of the population finds trivial.....if that wasn't you then I apologize.

But that leads me to my next question....you seem to know how others should parent better than they themselves do. So do you have any kids? I'm wondering what your qualifications for all of this wonderful advice are.

If you don't have kids....please don't breed, mkay?

 

[CPA]

arghhhhh....

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

I think you've called my parenting into question over something 99% of the rest of the population finds trivial.....if that wasn't you then I apologize.

But that leads me to my next question....you seem to know how others should parent better than they themselves do. So do you have any kids? I'm wondering what your qualifications for all of this wonderful advice are.

If you don't have kids....please don't breed, mkay?

/calls the 'one hour sarcasm-meter fixer" shop for mercanucaribe

 

[AMCRambler]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Cheesemoo]

Originally posted by: Handsom3D3vil
Is it just me or is there a purple heart on the eye patch?

LOL AWESOME, DIDNT SEE THAT THE FIRST TIME.

 

[Geocentricity]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

Good thing I just replaced the batteries in my sarcasm meter

Apparently 6000SUX is running on bootleg batteries bought by some Chinese dude in the subways

 

[6000SUX]

Originally posted by: Geocentricity

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
That's not funny at all. The fact that your daughter is already associating classes of people with stereotypes indicates bad parenting on your part. I have friends who are pirates and friends with one eye, and to see this kind of display of prejudice makes me sick to my stomach. :disgust:

Good thing I just replaced the batteries in my sarcasm meter

Apparently 6000SUX is running on bootleg batteries bought by some Chinese dude in the subways

Come off it, dork. So I scanned fast and didn't see the word "pirate". You posted this what, going on four hours after I realized my mistake?