Funny thing in math class happend...

[xEDIT409]

Well, this was about 4 months ago, but it's was funny, but it was mean too...

Anywho, there is this kids who hates math in my class, and he's always whining about homework, tests, quizzes, etc.. and keep in mind he's in 12th grade. Well anyways, we had a test coming and the teacher was reminding us to study, and the kid muttered something under his breath... I think it was like this:

"goddam, not another test... jesus....."

Well, it turns out that the teacher heard him, and everyone was shocked except the kid..

The teacher said:

"Well then Jeremy, If you're not gonna learn math in school, how do you suppose you're going to make a living when you grow up???"

Jeremy:

"Umm...I dunno.... maybe I'll sell chinese orphans on Ebay."

after he said that, the WHOLE class burst out in laughter. The Jeremy ended up in the office...

I don't kno if this'll be funny to read, but it sure as hell was hilarious during class.

 

this one time, at band camp...

 

[MichaelD]

Thanks. My day is much more...enlightened now.

 

[Rainsford]

Dude, he's got it all figured out. Being a smartass will definately get you far in life.

 

[fatbaby]

this one time, at band camp... /q]

i was stuck a flute ...

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Rainsford
Dude, he's got it all figured out. Being a smartass will definately get you far in life.

I've done pretty well so far...

 

[Mday]

what a f*cked up teacher... obviously he was kidding.

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

Yeah thats not half bad. Sent to the office? What crap.

 

[xEDIT409]

yeah, but it was kinda offensive towards chinese... i think.,

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

heh..in my chem class in high school, our teacher was talking about silicon and she was talking about how silicone is used in the body and stuff...she went on to say "so don't have breasts or penal implants as you coudl get poisoining.."..then one student asks with a totall straight face..."what if you wanted both??"

LOL!

 

[ElFenix]

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum...

 

[idNut]

Heh, that's a new one.

 

[chiwawa626]

Wow your school/teacher/kids must be really uptight if the "goddam, not another test... jesus....." shocked you, and that he even got sent to the office for his comment...My highschool was awesome, teachers were great and tolerated a lot, sometimes even dirty stuff hehe

 

[xEDIT409]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
heh..in my chem class in high school, our teacher was talking about silicon and she was talking about how silicone is used in the body and stuff...she went on to say "so don't have breasts or penal implants as you coudl get poisoining.."..then one student asks with a totall straight face..."what if you wanted both??"

LOL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I am actually laughing out LOUD....

 

[xEDIT409]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Wow your school/teacher/kids must be really uptight if the "goddam, not another test... jesus....." shocked you, and that he even got sent to the office for his comment...My highschool was awesome, teachers were great and tolerated a lot, sometimes even dirty stuff hehe

I think I might have typed that a lil wrong. The school/teacher/kids weren't shocked that he made that statement, the STUDENTS were shocked that the teacher heard and decided to reply to his remark. sorry bout that.

 

[clicknext]

the cops would come and bust his ass if he starts selling chinese orphans on ebay...

 

[PushHands]

Originally posted by: xEDIT409


Jeremy:

"Umm...I dunno.... maybe I'll sell chinese orphans on Ebay."

after he said that, the WHOLE class burst out in laughter. The Jeremy ended up in the office...

I don't kno if this'll be funny to read, but it sure as hell was hilarious during class.

Not funny and as you pointed in your latter post, offensive to Chinese people. I don't agree with all the political politeness crap, but that statement is in bad taste, clearly indicative of the child.

 

[GoodToGo]

Each of our math class was a joke, the teacher spoke very bad english. In order to explain differentiation...

"Aan aunt is craooling awn a heell" (An ant is crawling on a hill

)


Then one other day he asks me "what watch do you have?"

"Casio"

"Oh even I have a Casio, they will show the same time"

 

[slackerinabox]

"And then this other time, Timmy got in front of the class and showed everyone his butt! Mom told me that butts are for pooing and not for mooning but it was so funny! I have so much fun in math class! tee-hee!"

 

[Eli]

He had to go to the office for saying that?

WTF?