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Funny thing i saw today

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mdchesne

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I saw a Hummer 2 crusing along merrily down the highway. Then he passed the gas station that read 3.25 for regular and this guy SLAMMED on his brakes, skidded into the oncomming lane and completely stopped. He stopped traffic just so he could run out of his vehicle and start cussing out the gas station and trying to kick over the sign... you know those signs? the big metal ones with a diameter of around 2 feet? lol. that guy was PISSED
 
he was a big guy too. i always though hummer owners were little guys with little dicks who made a ton of money in a desk job.... cept for arnold, he's not a little guy
 
Originally posted by: mdchesne
he was a big guy too. i always though hummer owners were little guys with little dicks who made a ton of money in a desk job.... cept for arnold, he's not a little guy
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Actually most are big guys with little dicks.
 
Originally posted by: Baked
Most Hummer drivers I've seen are female gnomes or dwarfs.
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I have seen quite a few women driving Hummers. Had a lady looking to add backup sensors to her H2 last week. Too bad (for other car owners) the spare tire gets in the way and causes false alarms, so no can do. :thumbsdown:

Surprisingly, we have had several Hummers getting sunroofs and/or mobile videos lately. Doesn't seem like the price of gas is affecting their sales in the least.
 
Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser
Originally posted by: Baked
Most Hummer drivers I've seen are female gnomes or dwarfs.
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I have seen quite a few women driving Hummers. Had a lady looking to add backup sensors to her H2 last week. Too bad (for other car owners) the spare tire gets in the way and causes false alarms, so no can do. :thumbsdown:

Surprisingly, we have had several Hummers getting sunroofs and/or mobile videos lately. Doesn't seem like the price of gas is affecting their sales in the least.
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because usually if you can afford to spend 60-80K on an overpriced ugly SUV you can afford the extra dollar per gallon
 
Originally posted by: mdchesne
he was a big guy too. i always though hummer owners were little guys with little dicks who made a ton of money in a desk job.... cept for arnold, he's not a little guy
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arnold doesn't drive an H2, he drives the REAL THING so that still applies. And soccer moms too! Can't forget about them!
 
Originally posted by: mdchesne
I saw a Hummer 2 crusing along merrily down the highway. Then he passed the gas station that read 3.25 for regular and this guy SLAMMED on his brakes, skidded into the oncomming lane and completely stopped. He stopped traffic just so he could run out of his vehicle and start cussing out the gas station and trying to kick over the sign... you know those signs? the big metal ones with a diameter of around 2 feet? lol. that guy was PISSED
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If I was out with my Hummer, I would do the same.

I am sooooo rich but it's nice to save a few pennies.





I wish.
 
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