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funny teacher quotes

Rallispec

Rallispec

Lifer
durring a lecture on the effects of pornography in our culture, my pyschology teacher said: "if i wanted to watch people have sex, i'd put a mirror on my ceiling"

another one he said was: "if jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cared- why did they write a song about it?"


maybe i'm just in one of those easily amused kind of moods today. 😱


on another note-- why the hell does it take so long for DNS changes to go through.
 
A famous urban myth back in India was a lecturer angrily telling 3 noisy students, "Both of you three sit together separately!" Every college in India claims they have a teacher who said that!!!
 
Yesterday (seriously):

Copulatory Plugs: Sometimes male insects will actually fly into the female insect's vagina to release their sperm. They will stay there for a day or so. Then the female will pull him out and eat him, gaining vital nutrients.
 
Originally posted by: XZeroII
Yesterday (seriously): Copulatory Plugs: Sometimes male insects will actually fly into the female insect's vagina to release their sperm. They will stay there for a day or so. Then the female will pull him out and eat him, gaining vital nutrients.
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I think he was talking about those big fat, loose women and scrawny little guys. You know...the type of people you see on Jerry Springer. Insects are more civalized than that!!
 
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