1 There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3 It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4 Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5 No one is listening until you make a mistake.
6 Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
7 It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
9 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
10 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
11 If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12 If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13 Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
14 Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
15 Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
16 Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
17 Never miss a good chance to shut up.
18 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
some good advice up there...got it in an e-mail
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2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3 It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4 Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5 No one is listening until you make a mistake.
6 Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
7 It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
9 Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
10 If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
11 If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12 If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13 Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
14 Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
15 Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
16 Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
17 Never miss a good chance to shut up.
18 Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
some good advice up there...got it in an e-mail
enjoy
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