Funny Story

Riprorin

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My technician at work is a great person but a complete ditz. Apparently, she passed along some bad genes.

Today she was telling me that her daughter and son-in-law left Rochester, NY at 10:00 PM by car for Philadelphia.

Turns out the guy plugged a coffee mug warmer he got as a Christmas gift into the cigarette lighter and shorted out his alternator.

Everytime they stopped at a toll both (which is quite frequent on the NYS Thruway), the car stalled out and they had to get a jump. At the first toll booth, the attendant helped them out, but at subsequent toll booths they had to flag down motorists. My tech's daughter didn't have a flashlight so she used a little book light to get motorist's attention. At one stop, a tow truck gave then a jump and then charged them $40. She didn't have the money so the guy said he would bill them. At a cetain point, I guess they got tired of stalling out and started blowing through the toll booths although they later realized out that if they reved the engine when they stopped, the car wouldn't stall out. Can't wait to see what the fine is for not paying the tolls. 11 1/2 hrs after leaving Rochester, they arrived in Philly. Normally, it''s about a 5 1/2 to 6 hr drive.

The funny thing is, this girl got a 1380 on her SATs and is heading to medical school next year.

When I heard this story I LMFAO!
 

HappyFace

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Kind of off topic, but have you ever missed the change "cone" and had to get out to pick up the fallen coins, all while the entire row backs up and irate drivers scream and cuss you out? It happend to me once, and was really suck. :eek::Q
 

TallBill

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<< Kind of off topic, but have you ever missed the change "cone" and had to get out to pick up the fallen coins, all while the entire row backs up and irate drivers scream and cuss you out? It happend to me once, and was really suck. :eek::Q >>

um.. when that happens.. you pull up to the gate and honk yer horn .. my drivers ed teacher taught me that... it works
 

narzy

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<< Kind of off topic, but have you ever missed the change "cone" and had to get out to pick up the fallen coins, all while the entire row backs up and irate drivers scream and cuss you out? It happend to me once, and was really suck. :eek::Q >>

hehe happened to me once, I swear the row of cars will never honk / cuss / whatever at anyone else again, I got back in the car waited a minute or so, got back out of the car, with my pants at my ancles this time, and proceeded to pick up the rest of my change, giving them a giant look at my large buttox. they row went quiet...





























It was a good story, to bad it didn't happen...
 

Maetryx

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I've lived in the western United States all my life. I've never even seen a toll booth. You easterners are freaking weird.
 

yobarman

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woah thats the trip i take every couple months to get home, Rochester to Philadelphia :p Well i know who i won't be bumming rides off of now!
 

Cerebus451

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One time I pulled up to the exact change lane of a toll booth. The guy in front of me took forever. He kept throwing his change out and the machine was not taking it. I started thinking to myself: "Is this guy trying to use Canadian coins or something?"

When my turn came, I tossed my change out and one of the quarters dropped through. I picked it up and tossed it in again, and it dropped through again. A third try, no dice. I look at the quarter, and lo and behold, it was a Canadian quarter! I calmly found another one in the car, through it over and drove on. Fortunately no one was behind me, but my sister was in the car with me and she got a good laugh out of it.

Sometimes people just don't see the forest for the trees.
 

Riprorin

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<< Is she hot? >>



No comment. She's married anyway

By the way, is the winter here awesome or what?
 

yobarman

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<<

<< Is she hot? >>



No comment. She's married anyway

By the way, is the winter here awesome or what?
>>




dude winter is not awesome here...if it's gonna be cold it might as well snow more than 1 freakin inch!
 

QTPie

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I'm in the west here, Bay Area and there are toll booth at the briges (Golden Gates, San Mateo Bridge, Bay Bridge, etc)
it sucks to pay $2