Funny Story

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: Sabot

Originally posted by: shuan24
that makes me wonder what your gf told her parents. Did she deny ever having sex in the first place? Or did she just say "i don't know where that came from?" I think depending on her reaction, her parents could probably deduce whats really going on.

Its like pretending that you found some weed in your kids room, to see their reaction to it. Evil, i know.

I'm sure her parents did realize we were having sex a while ago, she's 20 after all. However, the situation was not a smooth one until the entrance of the second napkin.

If they know y'all're having sex anyway, why are they mad about condom use?

Because they OMG AREN'T MARRIED AND ARE LIVING IN SIN AND ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL AND PROBABLY SMOKE CRUSHED BABY BONES AFTER SEX. </Catholic mindset>

- M4H

What he said, but not as hardcore.

 

[Yzzim]

so they know you're having sex, but are worried that you're using a condom? 😕

 

[Arkitech]

Originally posted by: shuan24
but....you really should wear the jimmy.

don't you mean jimmy hat? The jimmy is actually the staff

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: Sabot

Originally posted by: shuan24
that makes me wonder what your gf told her parents. Did she deny ever having sex in the first place? Or did she just say "i don't know where that came from?" I think depending on her reaction, her parents could probably deduce whats really going on.

Its like pretending that you found some weed in your kids room, to see their reaction to it. Evil, i know.

I'm sure her parents did realize we were having sex a while ago, she's 20 after all. However, the situation was not a smooth one until the entrance of the second napkin.

If they know y'all're having sex anyway, why are they mad about condom use?

Because they OMG AREN'T MARRIED AND ARE LIVING IN SIN AND ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL AND PROBABLY SMOKE CRUSHED BABY BONES AFTER SEX. </Catholic mindset>

- M4H

Yes, but he already said that "her parents did realize we were having sex a while ago," so they're living in sin either way...

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Arkitech

Originally posted by: shuan24
but....you really should wear the jimmy.

don't you mean jimmy hat? The jimmy is actually the staff

I've heard it used both ways...but if forced to pick one, I think you're more right

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: Sabot

Originally posted by: shuan24
that makes me wonder what your gf told her parents. Did she deny ever having sex in the first place? Or did she just say "i don't know where that came from?" I think depending on her reaction, her parents could probably deduce whats really going on.

Its like pretending that you found some weed in your kids room, to see their reaction to it. Evil, i know.

I'm sure her parents did realize we were having sex a while ago, she's 20 after all. However, the situation was not a smooth one until the entrance of the second napkin.

If they know y'all're having sex anyway, why are they mad about condom use?

Because they OMG AREN'T MARRIED AND ARE LIVING IN SIN AND ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL AND PROBABLY SMOKE CRUSHED BABY BONES AFTER SEX. </Catholic mindset>

- M4H

Yes, but he already said that "her parents did realize we were having sex a while ago," so they're living in sin either way...

I'm not sure what the deal was with them, I can't imagine not realizing your kid was having sex while being in a long term relationship when you arn't super-religious. I'm also not a parent, thankfully 🙂

 

[piroroadkill]

Originally posted by: Sabot

Originally posted by: piroroadkill
Ages? Useless without ages.

20 and 20

At that age, NO explaining should have to be done. What her parents were doing was bullshit.

 

[imported_weadjust]

My mom found a green leafy substance in my pocket when doing the wash. Should have tried the sani-napkin explanation. Live and learn.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: weadjust
My mom found a green leafy substance in my pocket when doing the wash. Should have tried the sani-napkin explanation. Live and learn.

There you go! 😉

 

[eigen]

So I am guessing she is on the pill then?

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: eigen
So I am guessing she is on the pill then?

Yes

 

[EyeMWing]

Wait a damn minute. She went home WEARING YOUR PAJAMA PANTS and THAT WASN'T IDICATIVE ENOUGH? What was the thought process like on their part? "Oh, she's wearing a pair of his pajama pants, they must've had an innocent sleepover and spilled something on her clothes by accident."

Seriously, even High School kids know the deal with a girl wearing a guy's pajama pants.

 

[KarenMarie]

20? and you need to explain?

hahahaha!!!

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Sabot

Originally posted by: dsfunk
dude, I told you a sani napkin will not keep her from getting pregnant. Use a real condom.

D'oh!

LOL hahaha

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Wait a damn minute. She went home WEARING YOUR PAJAMA PANTS and THAT WASN'T IDICATIVE ENOUGH? What was the thought process like on their part? "Oh, she's wearing a pair of his pajama pants, they must've had an innocent sleepover and spilled something on her clothes by accident."

Seriously, even High School kids know the deal with a girl wearing a guy's pajama pants.

Hah I know eh, they're odd like that. She didn't wear them infront of her parents, but she still had them. I wouldn't be able to deal with parents who were strict where sex is concerned.

I think in all actuality they are more concerned over her being safe, than her not doing it. Infact, I know that's all it is.

Still funny though.

 

[rgwalt]

Well played!

R

 

[UbiSunt]

Do you feel like a genius?

 

[UnatcoAgent]

Originally posted by: UbiSunt
Do you feel like a genius?

Hahah yeah, except it's not limited to after sex.