I'm guessing it's not true, but it made me laugh.
Earlier today, I was sitting at the computer looking at teh porn. It was a hot day here in FL. Around 90 degrees.
Well, I was looking, and downloading, and watching, and saving teh pics of teh porn to my hard drive when I look to my right and out through the window. And what do I see? My hot neighbor suntanning in her backyard.
She does this every summer, and spring too.
She's, like, 18, or something. I've known her since we were, like, 5 years old.... and I must say, she developed quite nicely. I'd hit it... two times!
Anyways, teh porn on the internet isn't cutting it for me. So, I figured, "whynot try the real thing". Ok... I wasn't really gonna have teh buttseckz with her, but whatever.
So I grab my binoculars and look at the window. She's wearing a pink bikini and listening to the radio. Kube 93 FM, I believe.
Well, after about 7 minutes, I got bored and the stupid tree was blocking the view of this delicious babe. So I decide to come up a little closer. I go outside in the backyard and get up towards the fence that seperates our backyards. There are holes in the wooden fence, so I stick my binoculars through that.
I tried to get a better view by moving up a little higher, but then I slip on a pile of cut grass and fall flat on my face. This makes a really loud sound. My neighboor notices this and says, "who's there?" With my quick thinking, I pretend that it was a cat that made the noise and go, "meow". This should of thrown her off, right? WRONG! She then starts to walk towards the fence. I was panicing. Oh crap! What am I gonna do? So I lay there and pretend that I'm sleeping. She finally makes it to the fence and looks over, seeing me laying down and noticing the binoculars in my hand, she says, "What are you doing?" In complete embarassment and shock, I get up and run away and go back into the house.
Think she suspected anything?
Earlier today, I was sitting at the computer looking at teh porn. It was a hot day here in FL. Around 90 degrees.
Well, I was looking, and downloading, and watching, and saving teh pics of teh porn to my hard drive when I look to my right and out through the window. And what do I see? My hot neighbor suntanning in her backyard.
She does this every summer, and spring too.
She's, like, 18, or something. I've known her since we were, like, 5 years old.... and I must say, she developed quite nicely. I'd hit it... two times!
Anyways, teh porn on the internet isn't cutting it for me. So, I figured, "whynot try the real thing". Ok... I wasn't really gonna have teh buttseckz with her, but whatever.
So I grab my binoculars and look at the window. She's wearing a pink bikini and listening to the radio. Kube 93 FM, I believe.
Well, after about 7 minutes, I got bored and the stupid tree was blocking the view of this delicious babe. So I decide to come up a little closer. I go outside in the backyard and get up towards the fence that seperates our backyards. There are holes in the wooden fence, so I stick my binoculars through that.
I tried to get a better view by moving up a little higher, but then I slip on a pile of cut grass and fall flat on my face. This makes a really loud sound. My neighboor notices this and says, "who's there?" With my quick thinking, I pretend that it was a cat that made the noise and go, "meow". This should of thrown her off, right? WRONG! She then starts to walk towards the fence. I was panicing. Oh crap! What am I gonna do? So I lay there and pretend that I'm sleeping. She finally makes it to the fence and looks over, seeing me laying down and noticing the binoculars in my hand, she says, "What are you doing?" In complete embarassment and shock, I get up and run away and go back into the house.
Think she suspected anything?
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