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Funny story. Husband and Wife now Ex's. True story.

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BAMAVOO

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At my daughters ballgame tonight. Heading to the concession stand for a little drink. My wife and I approach a couple having a mild argument. All of a sudden he says "You get your a$$ off this field." She said "I don't think so!" He says "Bi@tch, did you hear me?" She says "You little D!CK MotherFvcker!!!!" I mean she said it loud. He then screams "You fing Bi@atch" again she yells out "You little D!CK MotherFvcker!!" She gets in her SUV and drives away. The cops roll up soon. One of them is a friend of mine. The husband starts talking to them and all I can do is keep laughing as he is grinning from ear to ear.


Funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
 
I'm for real. It actually happened..


Take you Neffing A$$ stop posting crap to someone elses thread..


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How sad that two supposedly adult people acted like that at a kid's ball game.And we wonder why so many kids are so screwed up.
 
It is true and it was funny. You had to be there. No kids heard, not that I know of anyway.

Yep it is sad that they acted that way. Still funny though.



 
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
It is true and it was funny. You had to be there. No kids heard, not that I know of anyway.

Yep it is sad that they acted that way. Still funny though.
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I reiterate my previous statement regarding lack of amusement, the fact that you found this amusing for some unknown reason, and something about you sucking at life if that was true.

- M4H
 
theevil1 quoting Carlin in his sig and posting for me to stop posting???



He is the most foul mouthed, backwoods,redneck,loser,panzyboy, funniest damn person on HBO evar. 😀
 
It's one of those "You had to be there" sorta things I guess.

Typing out marital conflict on a message board just doesn't translate well I spose 😛
 
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Why do you think it is not funny. Hell even my wife laughed. And she is the most serious person I know.
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Profanity does not a funny joke make.

Oooh, I heard a couple fourth-graders cursing at each other. One of them said "penis". Then he got hit in the crotch with a football. It was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing for a week.

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Why do you think it is not funny. Hell even my wife laughed. And she is the most serious person I know.
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Profanity does not a funny joke make.

Oooh, I heard a couple fourth-graders cursing at each other. One of them said "penis". Then he got hit in the crotch with a football. It was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing for a week.

- M4H
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Simpsons....

"man being hit in crotch with football...." I think it was then queue Hans Moleman.

Take you Neffing A$$ stop posting crap to someone elses thread..
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I actually find the "stop posting" and "repost" posts the most annoying...much more than the things they are moaning about
 
Basically you transcribed a situation that was probably funny to only those involved. Secondly, I think kids are fvcked up enough without having to deal with immature adults at the goddamn ballfield. Ballfield be DAMNED! No child of mine will ever set foot on a fvcking ballfield. Not until the BS is removed or I own the place. You know what fvcks kids up? Goddamn ballfields till 11PM and then school the next day.
 
You shoulda been like "yo, if you dont stop wid dat nasty a$$ language im gonna have'ta busta'a cap, and i dont feel like doin dat in front of shorty yo" He woulda got the message.

Xionide
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: BAMAVOO
Funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
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If this is true, you suck at life.

- M4H
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Aww bull. If you saw this you'd HURT yourself laughing. I'm sure it was one of those had-to-be-there kind of things. Sure it wasn't narrated that well.. but.. oh well. 😀
 
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