funny (stolen) joke

[DWW]

stole this joke but its funny so what the heck


A guy and his newlywed wife are on their honeymoon.

Before getting any further, the guy warns his wife: "I just want to let you know, I'm like a baby down there."

The wife responds: "It's okay. I love you no matter what."

The man then takes off his clothes and the wife falls off the bed and exclaims: "I thought you said you were like a baby down there!"

He responds: "I am. It's 12" long and weighs 9 pounds."

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol

 

[dafatha00]

bwahaha

 

[DanTMWTMP]

anaconda

 

[Psycho18]

eheheh..

 

[element]

welcome to 1932, gramps says thanks for posting his joke online, he doesn't get this newfangled internet mumbo-jumbo

 

[Warthog912]

Originally posted by: element®
welcome to 1932, gramps says thanks for posting his joke online, he doesn't get this newfangled internet mumbo-jumbo

ya-ya, secretly you laughed

 

[ATLien247]

That's an awfully short baby...

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: element®
welcome to 1932, gramps says thanks for posting his joke online, he doesn't get this newfangled internet mumbo-jumbo

hehehe...

 

[element]

Originally posted by: Warthog912

Originally posted by: element®
welcome to 1932, gramps says thanks for posting his joke online, he doesn't get this newfangled internet mumbo-jumbo

ya-ya, secretly you laughed

It's no secret that I laughed....when i first heard the joke 70 years ago.

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: element®

Originally posted by: Warthog912

Originally posted by: element®
welcome to 1932, gramps says thanks for posting his joke online, he doesn't get this newfangled internet mumbo-jumbo

ya-ya, secretly you laughed

It's no secret that I laughed....when i first heard the joke 70 years ago.

damn old man

 

[BigJ]

Must be the abridged version. The one I usually here is quite a bit longer with a better setup. Still a classic though :beer:

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Must be the abridged version. The one I usually here is quite a bit longer with a better setup. Still a classic though :beer:

still hit the punchline though!

 

[ucdbiendog]

lol nice