Funny Sign at Video store

[MaxDSP]

So I saunter over to the Adult section of the video rental place and saw a huge sign over the adult toys:

"ATTENTION: ADULT TOYS/NOVELTIES ARE NOT RETURNABLE..."

hehe

 

[Masas]

ew.

 

[Keego]

dude, they have "adult toys" in a video rental place? damn!

 

[MustangSVT]

<< dude, they have "adult toys" in a video rental place? damn! >>



i suggest u wait a bit more some "ACTION" as your "AREA" might be little "TENDER" after that "TENNIS" incident.

 

[Halogen]

there's a drycleaners near my house with this sign
Come in, drop your pants and jacket off.

think about it

 

[Jen]

<< there's a drycleaners near my house with this sign
Come in, drop your pants and jacket off.

think about it >>



thats funny


Jen

 

[MaxDSP]

<< dude, they have "adult toys" in a video rental place? damn! >>



yep, I was surprised myself too. Its a pretty low-rent place but has much better prices than the Blockbuster across the street. Their best deal is 4 Movies for $4 (4 day checkout, I think)
I rented Shrek today but the counterperson told me it was 2 for 1 day....so I got a Playboy DVD. 2 DVD's for $3....not bad at all

 

[JeffSpicoli]

<< Come in, drop your pants and jacket off. >>

Shouldn't it say, "Drop your pants and jacket off. Come in."?
I saw a funny sign once at the Bronco Burger, "No shirt, no shoes, no dice."
BTW, a Dry Cleaners opened near my house a couple of years ago called Comet Cleaners. They must of been threatened by Ajax, cuz about a month later, they dropped the "t" and it's now just called Come Cleaners. Works for me!

 

[Halogen]

i dont get it

[edit] god damn it you editted your post, it used to say no shirt, no pants, no dice and you took it off just to make my 'i don't get it' make me sound like a retard for not getting the Come Cleaners thing[/edit]

 

[Phunktion]

That's just awful LOL!