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Funny, sad but true

thebestMAX

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Sep 14, 2000
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The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.


The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is crying, "Okay, okay! I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
 

Yo Ma Ma

Lifer
Jan 21, 2000
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If the rabbit was armed with some ID or brandishing a rake I can assure you the city cops could handle it.
 

AndrewR

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Sorry, but the CIA is right. The government denies the existence of these creatures called "rabbits" -- any sightings are merely those of overgrown guinea pigs with an ear condition.
 

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