Funny/Sad at Same Time: Iraqis give tips on dealing with Blackouts and heat
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OK, I couldn't resist.
?10: SLEEP ON THE ROOF. Without power ? and hence without air conditioning ? Iraqis have taken to climbing up stairs in the hot nights. Some install metal bed frames on rooftops, while others simply stretch out on thin mattresses. ?We sleep on the roof,? said Hadia Zeydan Khalaf, 38, wearing a black head-to-toe abaya in the hot sun. ?It?s cooler there.?
sh1t, why didn't I think of that. Maybe we'll let the kids play a fun game of catch up there too.
?9: SIT IN THE SHADE. Many Iraqis go outside when the power?s off. ?We sit in the shade,? said George Ruweid, 27, playing cards with friends on the sidewalk. Of the U.S. blackout, he said: ?I hope it lasts for 20 years. Let them feel our suffering.?
Hey dickwad, why would I be taking any kind of advice from someone who wishes bad things upon me? While we're over there helping you? NEXT
?8: HEAD FOR THE WATER. ?We go to the river, just like in the old days,? said Saleh Moayet, 53. Several people said they had seen American beaches on television, and suggested they might be a good place to sit out the blackout. ?They have so many beautiful beaches,? said Hamid Khelil, 44. ?They should go where it isn?t so hot.?
Finally, a half good suggestion. But, seeing as people have been waiting since last night to get on a damn ferry, I don't think they'll be making it to beaches any time soon.
?7: SHOWER FREQUENTLY. ?I take showers all day,? said Raed Ali, 33. ?Before I go up to the roof to sleep, I take a shower and I?m cooler.? Ahh, maybe there is hope, nice suggestion.
?6: BUY BLOCKS OF ICE. When refrigerators shut down, there?s no better way to keep food cool. Mohammed Abdul Zahara, 24, sells about 20 a day from a roadside table. ?When it?s hot people buy a lot of ice,? he said.
See #8. No one's going anywhere quickly.
?5: CHECK FOR BITTER-ENDERS. ?They should go to the power stations and see what the problem is,? suggested Ahmed Abdul Hussein, 21. ?Maybe there are followers of Saddam Hussein who are sabotaging their power stations. That?s what happens here.?
NO SH1T! Everyone's all crazy trying to get out of NY and all, I bet no one has checked the power plants. I bet you damn well solved our problem! NEXXXXXT
?4: GET A GENERATOR. Abbas Abdul al-Amir, 53, has one of a long row of shops selling generators in Baghdad?s Karadah shopping street. When the power goes out, sales go up. ?I sell about 30 generators a day,? he said. ?When the shutdown lasts I can sell even more.?
OK, generator. Good idea. See #8
?3: CALL IN THE IRAQIS. Some suggested the Americans ask the Iraqis how to get the power going again. ?Let them take experts from Iraq,? said Alaa Hussein, 32, waiting in a long line for gas because there was no electricity for the pumps. ?Our experts have a lot of experience in these matters.? That'll do it! Let's back a bunch of iraqis in a C130 and pump them on over here so they can tell me I should check to make sure no one's throwing rocks at our power plants. Thanks, will do.
?2: USE FOUL LANGUAGE. ?When the power goes out, I curse everybody,? said Emad Helawi, a 63-year-old accountant. ?I curse God. I curse Saddam Hussein. And I curse the Americans.?
Real productive. Thanks. Who the hell is asking these people for their opinions?
?And the No. 1 suggestion among Iraqis for Americans suffering without power: TAKE TO THE STREETS. Some said demonstrations can be effective in persuading authorities to turn on the switch. ?We held protests. After that we had fewer blackouts,? Ahmed Abdul Hussein said without even a hint of sarcasm. ?I?d suggest Americans go out and demonstrate.?
Yes, we should go demonstrate. Hopefully, the government will see all the people on CNN and go flip the light switch so we all get our power back. That'll teach them.
?10: SLEEP ON THE ROOF. Without power ? and hence without air conditioning ? Iraqis have taken to climbing up stairs in the hot nights. Some install metal bed frames on rooftops, while others simply stretch out on thin mattresses. ?We sleep on the roof,? said Hadia Zeydan Khalaf, 38, wearing a black head-to-toe abaya in the hot sun. ?It?s cooler there.?
sh1t, why didn't I think of that. Maybe we'll let the kids play a fun game of catch up there too.
?9: SIT IN THE SHADE. Many Iraqis go outside when the power?s off. ?We sit in the shade,? said George Ruweid, 27, playing cards with friends on the sidewalk. Of the U.S. blackout, he said: ?I hope it lasts for 20 years. Let them feel our suffering.?
Hey dickwad, why would I be taking any kind of advice from someone who wishes bad things upon me? While we're over there helping you? NEXT
?8: HEAD FOR THE WATER. ?We go to the river, just like in the old days,? said Saleh Moayet, 53. Several people said they had seen American beaches on television, and suggested they might be a good place to sit out the blackout. ?They have so many beautiful beaches,? said Hamid Khelil, 44. ?They should go where it isn?t so hot.?
Finally, a half good suggestion. But, seeing as people have been waiting since last night to get on a damn ferry, I don't think they'll be making it to beaches any time soon.
?7: SHOWER FREQUENTLY. ?I take showers all day,? said Raed Ali, 33. ?Before I go up to the roof to sleep, I take a shower and I?m cooler.? Ahh, maybe there is hope, nice suggestion.
?6: BUY BLOCKS OF ICE. When refrigerators shut down, there?s no better way to keep food cool. Mohammed Abdul Zahara, 24, sells about 20 a day from a roadside table. ?When it?s hot people buy a lot of ice,? he said.
See #8. No one's going anywhere quickly.
?5: CHECK FOR BITTER-ENDERS. ?They should go to the power stations and see what the problem is,? suggested Ahmed Abdul Hussein, 21. ?Maybe there are followers of Saddam Hussein who are sabotaging their power stations. That?s what happens here.?
NO SH1T! Everyone's all crazy trying to get out of NY and all, I bet no one has checked the power plants. I bet you damn well solved our problem! NEXXXXXT
?4: GET A GENERATOR. Abbas Abdul al-Amir, 53, has one of a long row of shops selling generators in Baghdad?s Karadah shopping street. When the power goes out, sales go up. ?I sell about 30 generators a day,? he said. ?When the shutdown lasts I can sell even more.?
OK, generator. Good idea. See #8
?3: CALL IN THE IRAQIS. Some suggested the Americans ask the Iraqis how to get the power going again. ?Let them take experts from Iraq,? said Alaa Hussein, 32, waiting in a long line for gas because there was no electricity for the pumps. ?Our experts have a lot of experience in these matters.? That'll do it! Let's back a bunch of iraqis in a C130 and pump them on over here so they can tell me I should check to make sure no one's throwing rocks at our power plants. Thanks, will do.
?2: USE FOUL LANGUAGE. ?When the power goes out, I curse everybody,? said Emad Helawi, a 63-year-old accountant. ?I curse God. I curse Saddam Hussein. And I curse the Americans.?
Real productive. Thanks. Who the hell is asking these people for their opinions?
?And the No. 1 suggestion among Iraqis for Americans suffering without power: TAKE TO THE STREETS. Some said demonstrations can be effective in persuading authorities to turn on the switch. ?We held protests. After that we had fewer blackouts,? Ahmed Abdul Hussein said without even a hint of sarcasm. ?I?d suggest Americans go out and demonstrate.?
Yes, we should go demonstrate. Hopefully, the government will see all the people on CNN and go flip the light switch so we all get our power back. That'll teach them.
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