funny quote about france

[theNEOone]

in reference to the eifel tower:

Symbologists often remarked that France - a country renowned for machismo, womanizing, and diminuitive insecure leaders like Napoleon and Pepin the Short - could not have chosen a more apt national emblem than a thousand-foot phallus.



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[fredtam]

 

[DannyBoy]

:beer:

 

[neutralizer]

:beer:

 

Our dual phallus symbol got blowed up.

 

[Corporate Thug]

not bad

:beer:

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Our dual phallus symbol got blowed up.

ummm...too soon?

 

[BigPoppa]

Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

 

[olds]

Never in a million would I have thought to use France/French and machismo in the same sentence.

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

Maybe it was a sign of their future intent to fvck us.

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

You think a lady holding a torch and a tablet is phallic?

 

[theNEOone]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

You think a lady holding a torch and a tablet is phallic?

exactly what i was thinking.


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[HappyPuppy]

Can somebody pleas explain this to me? I musta missed sumpin.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

You think a lady holding a torch and a tablet is phallic?

beat me to it...I thought we built the Washington Monument on our own?????

 

[Goosemaster]

Ah..the joys of intercontinental penis envy.

Machismo at its finest.


If only we learned from the africans.

"It is not what is in the sky, but what is in your draws that counts "

 

[So]

Originally posted by: GoodDad

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

You think a lady holding a torch and a tablet is phallic?

beat me to it...I thought we built the Washington Monument on our own?????

Seriously. Crappy flame.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Ah..the joys of intercontinental penis envy.

Machismo at its finest.


If only we learned from the africans.

"It is not what is in the sky, but what is in your draws that counts "

Also, the civil wars, aids and mud huts count.

 

[MournSanity]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Our dual phallus symbol got blowed up.

Don't worry, we are going to erect an even bigger phallus where they stood The biggest phallus in the world, in fact.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

You think a lady holding a torch and a tablet is phallic?

exactly what i was thinking.


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Originally she was holding a double ended dong, but the republicans changed that yeas ago.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

You think a lady holding a torch and a tablet is phallic?

exactly what i was thinking.


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Originally she was holding a double ended dong, but the republicans changed that yeas ago.

 

[jadinolf]

3 inch phallus would be more appropriate.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

You think a lady holding a torch and a tablet is phallic?

exactly what i was thinking.


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Originally she was holding a double ended dong, but the republicans changed that yeas ago.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: theNEOone

Originally posted by: Heisenberg

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Ironic that our most prominant phallic symbol was donated by the french...

You think a lady holding a torch and a tablet is phallic?

exactly what i was thinking.


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Originally she was holding a double ended dong, but the republicans changed that yeas ago.

Damn that John Asscroft...