Funny Question

[NewPhone]

If it is zero digress outside today and tomorrow it will be twice as cold, then how cold will it be outside tomorrow?

 

[olds]

Funny not found.
You fail.

 

[Rike]

waffles FTW!

 

[Leros]

Assuming you meant 0 degrees Fahrenheit, the answer is -229.83500 degrees Fahrenheit.

Assuming you meant 0 degrees Celsius, the answer is -136.57500 degrees Celsius.

Assuming you meant 0 degrees Kelvin, the answer is 0 degrees Kelvin.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Old as dust.

 

[Epic Fail]

Cold enough to freeze your balls.

 

[Oil]

Cold enough to freeze cats and dogs.

 

[DaTT]

Originally posted by: NewPhone
If it is zero digress outside today and tomorrow it will be twice as cold, then how cold will it be outside tomorrow?

What is a digress?

 

[gorcorps]

I've never wanted to punch somebody I don't know in the face so badly. Congratulations OP

 

[Rufus12]

Originally posted by: NewPhone
If it is zero digress outside today and tomorrow it will be twice as cold, then how cold will it be outside tomorrow?

wwybywb?

 

[xcript]

42°

 

[So]

Originally posted by: NewPhone
If it is zero digress outside today and tomorrow it will be twice as cold, then how cold will it be outside tomorrow?

http://www.google.com/search?q...&rls=org.mozilla:en-US

http://www.google.com/search?h...elvin+in+F&btnG=Search

about -230 degrees F.

Edit: googled the question, and it looks like this is the answer. How is that funny / clever?

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: Rufus12

Originally posted by: NewPhone
If it is zero digress outside today and tomorrow it will be twice as cold, then how cold will it be outside tomorrow?

wwybywb?

NewPhone seems to enjoy trolling, kinda like CrazyLazy.

and: CrazyLazy was banned on the 14th and NewPhone was created on the 14th

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: sash1
NewPhone seems to enjoy trolling, kinda like CrazyLazy.

and: CrazyLazy was banned on the 14th and NewPhone was created on the 14th

Mods: IP check, stat!

 

[AmdEmAll]

di·gress
/d?'gr?s, da?-/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [di-gres, dahy-] Show IPA Pronunciation
?verb (used without object)
1. to deviate or wander away from the main topic or purpose in speaking or writing; depart from the principal line of argument, plot, study, etc.
2. Archaic. to turn aside.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: sash1
NewPhone seems to enjoy trolling, kinda like CrazyLazy.

and: CrazyLazy was banned on the 14th and NewPhone was created on the 14th

Mods: IP check, stat!

Confirmed, need a check.

 

[theblackbox]

depends on wind chill. it may feel like 0 but is it 0. however, i digress, degrees are degrees.

 

[pstylesss]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: sash1
NewPhone seems to enjoy trolling, kinda like CrazyLazy.

and: CrazyLazy was banned on the 14th and NewPhone was created on the 14th

Mods: IP check, stat!

Confirmed, need a check.

uhohs :Q

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: Rufus12

Originally posted by: NewPhone
If it is zero digress outside today and tomorrow it will be twice as cold, then how cold will it be outside tomorrow?

wwybywb?

NewPhone seems to enjoy trolling, kinda like CrazyLazy.

and: CrazyLazy was banned on the 14th and NewPhone was created on the 14th

Why isn't it permanent?

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: Rufus12

Originally posted by: NewPhone
If it is zero digress outside today and tomorrow it will be twice as cold, then how cold will it be outside tomorrow?

wwybywb?

NewPhone seems to enjoy trolling, kinda like CrazyLazy.

and: CrazyLazy was banned on the 14th and NewPhone was created on the 14th

Why isn't it permanent?

should be

 

[KeithTalent]

Please digress yourself the hell out of here.

KT

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i would say, avg daily temperature for the day in question - 2x the avg daily temperature for that day

 

[AstroManLuca]

lol kill yourself op

 

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
i would say, avg daily temperature for the day in question - 2x the avg daily temperature for that day

I never understood egocentric replies like this one.

I agree that the OP's question wasn't anything special, but come on, really?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: DaTT

Originally posted by: NewPhone
If it is zero digress outside today and tomorrow it will be twice as cold, then how cold will it be outside tomorrow?

What is a digress?

This.