Funny product safety instructions

bolomite

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Oct 12, 2000
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This just struck me as funny. Don't squirt in any orifice, and don't smoke it?! Sheesh, these kids today...
 

Tauren

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Jan 30, 2001
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I like the hairdryer that says: "do not use while sleeping"

(or was it a curling iron, either way)
 

prodigy

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Hahah, there was a webpage that listed all of these funny warning messages but I can't remember the link.