Funny post I saw on anothe rboard

[michaels]

I've been scared straight

So today, my class took a trip to the local maximum security prison. All I can say after that is holy crap! I'm never letting myself get to the point of jail time. These guys were just plainly nuts, and i would never survive in there. I had one of them roughly ( ) that close to my face because i picked a bad time to laugh. he was screaming at some kid about the three f's of prison. you fight, flight, or f*** so he yells at him "you cant run from here, so what you gonna do? you gonna fight or f***?" and the kid goes "ummmmmm, f***" so i let out a little laugh and wam! he's right next to me. "YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!! YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE MOTHERF***ER!!!! I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SNAP YOUR JAW IF I F***IN HAVE TO!!!!"

yeah, it was crazy, i got harassed more but that was easily the worst part. the funniest one though was some random prisoner yelling out "what are you bullimic boy? you better stop throwin up that ******, GO EAT A F***IN POTATOE!!"

 

[BrokenVisage]

haha, I remember doing that, they actually put 2 kids from my class in with some inmates for a couple minutes.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Is this supposed to be;

a.) Entertaining,

or,

b.) Enlightening?

Because it's not.

 

[Dragoon42]

Originally posted by: Jehovah


Is this supposed to be;

a.) Entertaining,

or,

b.) Enlightening?

Because it's not.

well the title says "funny post" so through the power of deduction, I would choose A. Are you suppose to be

a.)stupid

or

b.)retarded


because you are

 

[michaels]

You forgot
c.whinny douche

 

[weirdichi]

POTATO! Hahaha. Somehow that made me laugh.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: weirdichi
POTATO! Hahaha. Somehow that made me laugh.

Boil em Mash em Stick em in a stew!

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: weirdichi
POTATO! Hahaha. Somehow that made me laugh.

Boil em Mash em Stick em in a stew!

Whass taters Bubba?