Funny Police Reports

[gistech1978]

i work for an economic development authority that oversees an 8 county area so we get newspapers from all our towns and cities.
i was reading one of them from a small town (5000-6000 ppl) and there were some hilarous police reports or calls into the police and i thought i would share some of them with you guys:

10:21 am - "Oh, God" - Hung up
9:30 am - Skunk's dead.
6:11 pm - Cat problem in the 800 block of Church
7:24 am - 100 block of 11th. Puppy in yard. Doesnt want it there
8:02 pm - Bird fell on yard in 800 block of Choctaw.
and the final one and my personal favorite
5:47 am - Flynn and Noble. Skunk running around with yogurt cap stuck on its head.

enjoy the things a small town police force has to deal with
😀
im glad im not a cop.

 

[Kalvin00]

😀

 

[Scarpozzi]

With the exception of God, all the calls were about animals. Sounds like they need to cut back on their police force and increase their animal shelter workforce.

 

[bunker]

8:02 pm - Bird fell on yard in 800 block of Choctaw.

This one could actually be important with West Nile virus going around.
Rest are pretty humorous 🙂.

 

[Buttzilla]

how cute