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Funny Photo Caption Contest: And now for something completely different.

djheater

Lifer
Mar 19, 2001
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"Hello Mrs. Lemur... what'd you buy then?"

or...

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This lemu is no more!
He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!
'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you
hadn't nailed 'im to the rope 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run
down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!
THIS IS AN EX-LEMUR!!

 

UberDave

Platinum Member
Apr 9, 2002
2,360
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"i'd like to take you home and have thee finest wines with you.... "

"the wife will just have to go."