FUNNY OF THE DAY! (Does this kid have the worst case of ADD or what?)

[Phokus]

Proof that our schools are failing

 

[sillymofo]

I have never laughed so hard....

 

[PowerMacG5]

Bwahaha. "Like all things spanish, it is dangerous." I hope there are Spanish kids in his class that show him how dangerous he thinks they are .

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
I have never laughed so hard....

The "lightning" essay is the greatest isn't it? I especially love the teacher's comments! LOL

 

Ahahaahahahah

 

[RedRooster]

Those are actually kind of funny.
Must be one of those "500 word" essays or something, no excuse for the pitiful sentences though. haha

 

[Bootprint]

Its time for the sacrifice, and I think this kid should be first.

WTF was that.


My God, this looks like some sort of AI program using information it found in the 'net.

 

[sillymofo]

You know what would be even funnier? This essay has a parent's hand in it. :Q

 

[fs5]

I think this kid is beyond smart. Depending on what grade level he's in. Look at the score on both essays, 10 points. They were probably assignments where you get full credit no matter what you write as long as it's so many words.

He just babbled on and got 10 points. (assuming 10 is the highest mark)

 

[JBT]

lol WTF??????????????????? crazy kid what is up with all the burning/killing trees stuff?

 

[SWirth86]

He seems to be too smart for 3rd grade.

 

[Dacalo]

LOL, some parts of the essay is poetic.

This kid may be pretty intelligent, depending on what grade level he is in.

Hilarious lightening article

 

[crumpet19]

"You die when you are struck by lightning, and your tree is knocked down."

 

[Cougar]

Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul. Trees are tall.

Indeed. This boy is wise beyond his years. Ah, but if I had his poetic writing ability perhaps I would have achieved more in this dreary existance.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: SWirth86
He seems to be too smart for 3rd grade.

who said he's in third grade?

 

[DurocShark]

What's with him and the phrase "Workaday world"?

heh

 

[MrCodeDude]

"These other places are to the east. Of the water."

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: SWirth86
He seems to be too smart for 3rd grade.

It says "Period 3," not "Grade 3." He's probably a highschool student.

 

[Ns1]

wow. just. wow.

 

[NutBucket]

 

[sparkyclarky]

All Anandtechers read this!!! At their own peril!!!

 

[matt426malm]

He is acctually semi-right with how El nino works. Warm water from east of Australia moves towards Peru. I don't think we should sacrifce people to stop this.

He fatherly founded that lightning is made of electricty. LOL

 

[ngvepforever2]

hmmm... I am peruvian... El niño was created by Gods... hmmmm...interesting...I am perplexed.

 

[matt426malm]

They think that lightning is a lie perpetrated by people with a vested interest.

Lightning will knock down the tree and then knock down your soul.

<---choking with laughter

 

[ngvepforever2]

Forgot to mention. That essay made me laugh really hard. that's priceless and it's going on my favorites.





...and yes, peruvians do speak spanish and our Gods are ANGRY