Funny Michael Jackson joke I heard on the radio...

[JohnCU]

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?


































They both come on little white crackers.

 

[Mrvile]

Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[her209]

Wow... talk about a botched joke.

The original joke's punchline was: They both come in little white cans.

 

[RagingBITCH]

rofl!!!!!

 

[Miramonti]

lol, except the accuser wasn't a little white cracker.

 

[chuckywang]

"white crackers" is redundant.

 

[imported_yetti]

10/10

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: her209
Wow... talk about a botched joke.

The original joke's punchline was: They both come in little white cans.

When does caviar come on a can?

 

[HonkeyDonk]

EL-O-Freakin-EL

 

[Nomada]

On Leno within 2 nights.

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Hahahahahahahaha.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: her209
Wow... talk about a botched joke.

The original joke's punchline was: They both come in little white cans.

When does caviar come on a can?

It doesn't. This joke was a blatant rip-off of the original joke.

 

[BigB10293]

I originally heard a very similar joke about the difference between jackson and acne.

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: BigB10293
I originally heard a very similar joke about the difference between jackson and acne.

They both (edit) faces? :shocked:

 

[cjgallen]

meh

 

[UncleWai]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: her209
Wow... talk about a botched joke.

The original joke's punchline was: They both come in little white cans.

When does caviar come on a can?

It doesn't. This joke was a blatant rip-off of the original joke.

I think this one is funnier than the original one.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: BigB10293
I originally heard a very similar joke about the difference between jackson and acne.

They both (edit) faces? :shocked:

They both like to pop up on kiddies?

 

[BigB10293]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: BigB10293
I originally heard a very similar joke about the difference between jackson and acne.

They both (edit) faces? :shocked:

They both like to pop up on kiddies?

No... the joke is what is the difference... Acne waits until you're a teenager to come on your face.

 

[aiex]

Originally posted by: BigB10293

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: BigB10293
I originally heard a very similar joke about the difference between jackson and acne.

They both (edit) faces? :shocked:

They both like to pop up on kiddies?

No... the joke is what is the difference... Acne waits until you're a teenager to come on your face.

must remember that one...

 

[PizzaDude]

Originally posted by: BigB10293

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b

Originally posted by: Zanix

Originally posted by: BigB10293
I originally heard a very similar joke about the difference between jackson and acne.

They both (edit) faces? :shocked:

They both like to pop up on kiddies?

No... the joke is what is the difference... Acne waits until you're a teenager to come on your face.

rofl

 

[Scarpozzi]

I like the classics....

Michael Jackson was in the cub scouts...he had to quit though cause he was up to 3 packs a day.

 

[bernse]

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
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Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson does little boys in the bum.

 

[grrl]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Hossenfeffer]

Originally posted by: bernse
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
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Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson does little boys in the bum.

No no no no no.... that kills the comedy. The way it needs to be said (and it needs to be said, with utter sincerity, even though it's not true.):


What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?











Neil Armstrong.... walked on the moon.













Michael Jackson..... is a child molestor.

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer

Originally posted by: bernse
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
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Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson does little boys in the bum.

No no no no no.... that kills the comedy. The way it needs to be said (and it needs to be said, with utter sincerity, even though it's not true.):


What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?











Neil Armstrong.... walked on the moon.













Michael Jackson..... is a child molestor.

Now that's better!