Funny line from Eddie Izzard

[Neurorelay]

Comedy video "Glorious" by Eddie Izzard. This is just a cool line.

"I just want to live till I die. No more, no less."

 

[Sandor]

We have toasters in this country?and they lie to us! Because it has numbers from one to six and it lies to us!

 

[ProviaFan]

On the Church of England: "Today's sermon is taken from a magazine I found... in a hedge... Lipstick colors for this season are in the, um, frosted pink area... with nail colors to match. We will now sing hymn 405, oh god what on earth is my hairdo all about"

 

[loup garou]

My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this...
*runs around screaming*
AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!

 

[Sandor]

Originally posted by: werk
My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this...
*runs around screaming*
AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in beeeeees!

I like my women how I like my coffee..... covered in beeeeees!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a flag, this is our country you bastard!"