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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT
LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved
to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man
burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20
years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double
Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat
under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under
a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the
Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor,
when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident"... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT
LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved
to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man
burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had
the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20
years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When
the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double
Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat
under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the
swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under
a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the
Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor,
when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident"... I just lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"
