LITTLE TONY ON MATH
>
>
>
> A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
> sitting on a fence and you
>
> shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls
> on little TONY.
>
>
>
> He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the
> first gunshot."
>
>
>
> The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
> like your thinking."
>
>
>
> Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
>
>
>
> There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
>
>
>
>
> One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
> scoop of ice cream.
>
> The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
> cone.
>
>
>
> The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
>
>
>
> Which one is married?"
>
>
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
> suppose the one
>
> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>
>
>
> To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is
> 'the one with the
>
> wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON MATH (Part 2)
>
>
>
> Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F
> in arithmetic.
>
>
>
> "Why?" asks the father?
>
>
>
> "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said "6",
> replies TONY.
>
>
>
> "But that's right!" says his dad.
>
>
>
> "Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?"
>
>
>
> "What's the fvcking difference?" asks the father.
>
>
>
> "That's what I said!"
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
>
>
>
> Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says,
> "Today we are going to
>
> learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have
> an example of a
>
> multi-syllable word?"
>
>
>
> TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."
>
>
>
> Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's
> a mouthful."
>
>
>
> Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of
> a blowjob."
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
>
>
>
> Little TONY was sitting in class one day.
>
>
>
> All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
>
>
>
> He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
>
>
>
> The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the
> proper word to use in
>
> this situation.
>
>
>
> The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
>
>
>
> Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence
> correctly, and I will allow
>
> you to go."
>
>
>
> Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're
> an eight, but if you
>
> had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
>
>
>
> One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher
> asked for a show of
>
> hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in
> the same sentence
>
> twice.
>
>
>
> First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
> "My father bought
>
> my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful
> in it."
>
>
>
> "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then
> called on little
>
> Michael.
>
>
>
> "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
> out beautifully."
>
>
>
> She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher
> reluctantly called on
>
> little TONY.
>
>
>
> "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my
> father that she was
>
> pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fvcking
> beautiful!'"
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
>
>
>
> Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on
> one candy bar after
>
> another.
>
>
>
> After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him
> said, "Son, you know
>
> eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give
> you acne, rot your
>
> teeth, and make you fat."
>
>
>
> Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107
> years old."
>
>
>
> The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars
> at a time?"
>
>
>
>
>
> Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own fvcking
> business.
>
>
>
> I LOVE Little Tony!!!!!
Enjoy
Ausm
>
>
>
> A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
> sitting on a fence and you
>
> shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls
> on little TONY.
>
>
>
> He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the
> first gunshot."
>
>
>
> The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I
> like your thinking."
>
>
>
> Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
>
>
>
> There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
>
>
>
>
> One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
> scoop of ice cream.
>
> The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
> cone.
>
>
>
> The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
>
>
>
> Which one is married?"
>
>
>
> The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I
> suppose the one
>
> that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>
>
>
> To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is
> 'the one with the
>
> wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON MATH (Part 2)
>
>
>
> Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F
> in arithmetic.
>
>
>
> "Why?" asks the father?
>
>
>
> "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said "6",
> replies TONY.
>
>
>
> "But that's right!" says his dad.
>
>
>
> "Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?"
>
>
>
> "What's the fvcking difference?" asks the father.
>
>
>
> "That's what I said!"
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH
>
>
>
> Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says,
> "Today we are going to
>
> learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have
> an example of a
>
> multi-syllable word?"
>
>
>
> TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."
>
>
>
> Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's
> a mouthful."
>
>
>
> Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of
> a blowjob."
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
>
>
>
> Little TONY was sitting in class one day.
>
>
>
> All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
>
>
>
> He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
>
>
>
> The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the
> proper word to use in
>
> this situation.
>
>
>
> The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
>
>
>
> Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence
> correctly, and I will allow
>
> you to go."
>
>
>
> Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're
> an eight, but if you
>
> had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)
>
>
>
> One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher
> asked for a show of
>
> hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in
> the same sentence
>
> twice.
>
>
>
> First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,
> "My father bought
>
> my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful
> in it."
>
>
>
> "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then
> called on little
>
> Michael.
>
>
>
> "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned
> out beautifully."
>
>
>
> She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher
> reluctantly called on
>
> little TONY.
>
>
>
> "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my
> father that she was
>
> pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just fvcking
> beautiful!'"
>
>
>
>
>
> LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
>
>
>
> Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on
> one candy bar after
>
> another.
>
>
>
> After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him
> said, "Son, you know
>
> eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give
> you acne, rot your
>
> teeth, and make you fat."
>
>
>
> Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107
> years old."
>
>
>
> The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars
> at a time?"
>
>
>
>
>
> Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own fvcking
> business.
>
>
>
> I LOVE Little Tony!!!!!
Enjoy
Ausm
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