Funny Joke.

[Smackey]

There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.

Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.

Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.

The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'

 

[DanTMWTMP]

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[dighn]

wtf

 

[sisq0kidd]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
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Originally posted by: dighn
wtf

 

[imported_Mike]

oldmoboat's law applies in full force

 

[Kelnoen]

I'm sure theres something missing there...

 

[Judgement]

you're

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: Kelnoen
I'm sure theres something missing there...

humour

 

[Sc4freak]

Oldsmoboat.

 

[cirthix]

... you suck at jokes

 

[Albatross]

hahahahhahahha...at the op.

 

[NuclearNed]

It is terrible, this joke. You deserve to be dragged into the street and have your penis professionally ridiculed in front of every female you've ever known, including your mother.

 

[Mucho]

I use to find that joke funny

 

[manlymatt83]

 

[Vegitto]

You're forgetting something.

Drunk as a skunk, Matty went out in the streets and got hit by a truck.

The lesson here: Quit while you're a head.

 

[NuAlphaMan]

Gosh that was awful!

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
You're forgetting something.

Drunk as a skunk, Matty went out in the streets and got hit by a truck.

The lesson here: Quit while you're a head.

:laugh:

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Smackey
There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.

Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.

Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.

The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'

why would he quit... then he would have never grown a body.

Smackey done lacky in the joke telling department.

 

[skrilla]

I got a laugh.