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Funny Joke.

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Smackey

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There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.

Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.

Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.

The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'
 
It is terrible, this joke. You deserve to be dragged into the street and have your penis professionally ridiculed in front of every female you've ever known, including your mother.
 
You're forgetting something.

Drunk as a skunk, Matty went out in the streets and got hit by a truck.

The lesson here: Quit while you're a head.
 
Originally posted by: Smackey
There once was a boy called Matty who didnt have a body, he only had a head.

Then it came to his 18th birthday, so his dad who felt sorry for him took for a pint down the local pub, Matty was very excited about having his 1st drink of alcohol , so the proud father came in and placed Matty down on the bar and ordered 2 pints.

Then the father poured the beer into Mattys mouth, and once he'd finished a body had grown onto Mattys head, so he kept drinking and by the end of the night he was a normal man, with arms, legs, toes and fingers, but Matty kept on drinking.

The lesson you should learn from this is to always 'Quit while your a head'
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why would he quit... then he would have never grown a body.

Smackey done lacky in the joke telling department.
 
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