- Jul 28, 2003
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A young couple, Billy Bob and Ellie Sue, are out for a romantic
walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they
stroll, Billy Bob's lustful desire rises to a peak.
He is just about to get frisky when Ellie Sue says, "I hope you
don't mind but I really do need to pizz."
Slightly taken back by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't
you go behind this hedge."
She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As Billy Bob
waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her
voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to
contain his animalistic thoughts a moment longer, Billy Bob
reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly
brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with
great astonishment, finds himself gripping a long, thick
appendage hanging between her legs.
Billy Bob shouts in horror, "Oh no, Ellie Sue, have you changed
your sex?"
"No," she replies. "but I changed my mind, I'm taking a shyt
instead."
walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they
stroll, Billy Bob's lustful desire rises to a peak.
He is just about to get frisky when Ellie Sue says, "I hope you
don't mind but I really do need to pizz."
Slightly taken back by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't
you go behind this hedge."
She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As Billy Bob
waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her
voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to
contain his animalistic thoughts a moment longer, Billy Bob
reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly
brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with
great astonishment, finds himself gripping a long, thick
appendage hanging between her legs.
Billy Bob shouts in horror, "Oh no, Ellie Sue, have you changed
your sex?"
"No," she replies. "but I changed my mind, I'm taking a shyt
instead."