Funny Joke : Why did this woman want to get her nipple pinched in public?

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Blackjack200

Blackjack200

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May 28, 2007
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eits said:
yes. to see them naked.
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Well that doesn't seem very ethical. The better option would have been to get naked himself to make them feel more comfortable, then perhaps join them for a nice swim in the cool pond.
 
WelshBloke

WelshBloke

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?












Dug.







OK it's crap but it involves less reading than the op.
 
KLin

KLin

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Wanna hear a dirty joke?

A white horse fell in the mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?

The white horse took a bath.
 
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OCGuy

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Wanna hear a long joke?




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Jeeebus

Jeeebus

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Only Jeeebus can save this thread.

As previously posted by the Jeeebs:

So three guys just died, one right after the other, and are standing before St. Peter and the pearly gates.

St. Peter looks them over and says "we have a slight problem. Due to overcrowding, I'm only going to be able to let one of you in. Lets do it this way, whoever died the worst death, I'll let you in."

The first guy steps forward: "So I come home to my 18th floor apartment after a long day at work, just looking to spend a relaxing evening with my wife. I open the door, and to my shock, I see my wife's undergarments strewn all over the floor and I hear my wife moaning from the bedroom. Enraged, I run into the bedroom, and I see my wife completely naked, tied to the bed.

I'm furious now. I rummage through the closet, but I can't find this asshole that was banging my wife. I look everywhere, and then I look out the balcony and I see him - this asshole is wearing nothing but his boxers and is hanging by one hand from my balcony. So I run out there and start smashing on his hand... but he doesn't budge. I stomp on his hand... but he doesn't budge. I run to my tools, grab a hammer, and really let him have it, and down he goes.

And somehow, he safely lands on a tree that breaks his fall. Overcome with rage, I use all my strength to unplug the refrigerator, and push, push, push it out the window... and SPLAT! Killed that son of a bitch. I walked back inside, had a heart attack, and died right there.

"That sucks" said St. Peter.

Second guy steps forward. "So I'm working out in my boxers in my 20th story apartment. All of a sudden I hear this maniac screaming so I stood up and walked toward the window... I slipped on one of my weights and fell right out. Luckily, I managed to grab onto a balcony, when out of nowhere some crazy shows up and starts banging on my hand. Then he starts stomping on my hand. Finally, the son of a bitch hits me with a hammer and I started falling to what I thought was my death... and a tree saves me! I was thanking... well, I was thanking God that I was still alive - and all of a sudden, a refrigerator hits me on the head... and here I am.

"Holy shit" said St. Peter. "That's awful."

Third guy stands up, and smugly walks forward. "So I'm hiding naked in this refrigerator..."
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