Funny Joke...Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving Dinner... but aren't

fooshkee

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"Talk about a huge breast!"

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist!"

"It's Cool Whip Time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Whew! That's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some."

"Don't play with your meat!"

"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!"

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow! I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back and take it easy! I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
 

tm37

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Cute not roll on the floor funny but I did Smile!:)

/builds up fooshkee's ego/
 

ericb

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"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

How many times have I heard that :)
 

brnbngls

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Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest.

What I wouldn't give to hear that in ANY context.