Funny Joke that is NOT disgusting :)

preslove

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The Cathouse Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you
first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and
sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
thought that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
 

SoylentGreen

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding out in the countryside. The Lone Ranger asked Tonto to check out the surrounding area to see if anything or anyone bad is around. Tonto jumps off of his horse and puts his ear on the ground to see if he can hear anything.
The lone ranger asks "Can you hear anything?"

Tonto replys "Buffalo come"

The lone ranger is amazed and asks "how can you tell?'

Tonto replys "Face sticky"
 

KLin

Lifer
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Originally posted by: SoylentGreen
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding out in the countryside. The Lone Ranger asked Tonto to check out the surrounding area to see if anything or anyone bad is around. Tonto jumps off of his horse and puts his ear on the ground to see if he can hear anything.
The lone ranger asks "Can you hear anything?"

Tonto replys "Buffalo come"

The lone ranger is amazed and asks "how can you tell?'

Tonto replys "Face sticky"

getting funnier :D
 

AFB

Lifer
Jan 10, 2004
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Originally posted by: SoylentGreen
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding out in the countryside. The Lone Ranger asked Tonto to check out the surrounding area to see if anything or anyone bad is around. Tonto jumps off of his horse and puts his ear on the ground to see if he can hear anything.
The lone ranger asks "Can you hear anything?"

Tonto replys "Buffalo come"

The lone ranger is amazed and asks "how can you tell?'

Tonto replys "Face sticky"

Thats just nasty
 

So

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Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Citrix
i heard a funny racist joke last night. im not going to post it.

Aww...but I :heart: racist jokes.

The more races lambasted, the better.
 

Gurck

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Citrix
i heard a funny racist joke last night. im not going to post it.

Aww...but I :heart: racist jokes.

The more races lambasted, the better.

One of my favs is racist, obviously it's just a joke & means nothing but PCness dictates not telling it :( Man it's good though :p
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Gurck
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Citrix
i heard a funny racist joke last night. im not going to post it.

Aww...but I :heart: racist jokes.

The more races lambasted, the better.

One of my favs is racist, obviously it's just a joke & means nothing but PCness dictates not telling it :( Man it's good though :p

:(
 

Syringer

Lifer
Aug 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: SoylentGreen
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding out in the countryside. The Lone Ranger asked Tonto to check out the surrounding area to see if anything or anyone bad is around. Tonto jumps off of his horse and puts his ear on the ground to see if he can hear anything.
The lone ranger asks "Can you hear anything?"

Tonto replys "Buffalo come"

The lone ranger is amazed and asks "how can you tell?'

Tonto replys "Face sticky"

Eh, you didn't post the whole joke. Not as funny.
 

SKORPI0

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Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner! :laugh: